Damn, 300 pounds rob is approaching DNC hacking territory.

First off, it’s spelled sqerel. Secondly, people in some regions eat sqerel meat.

Animals are made out of meat. It’s why they are so tasty.

I have one that’s almost 3 and I am consistently amazed by how, even at this tender age, she seems to know exactly when I’ve reached the point where I’m ready to send discreet inquiries to every circus within 100 miles to see if they’d like a deal on a preschooler. She will then declare, “I love you so much!” Or…

I have 3. The entertainment isn’t so much constant as it is well timed in fits and bursts to remind you that you love them and would regret abandoning them to be raised by wolves.

got dammit just when I think i’m gonna be an ice queen who won’t have kids, one of these little idiots does something crazy like this and it’s like, why wouldn’t I want this constant source of entertainment??

TF is wrong with you. She looks beautiful.

Did you hear how much of a mentor Stephen’s become to the pool boy? The hours they spend together in his study!

I got one pamphlet that told the story of Stephen who “used to be gay” but “now has two kids,”

I have to hand it to Trump- he found the one place where he wouldn’t be the biggest quack in the room.

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

This is bad but my first thought was “finally a father’s bad parenting is getting some outrage.”

Not for nothing, but I feel like if I threw a bag of drugs at the cops they would probably charge me with possession.

I am legit bummed. I got a great sturdy underwire bandeau that actually fits like a good bra, and now I’m going to seek out some more. And the swimwear sales were great.

Target’s bathing suits are pretty cheap, but I think their target market is 14-year old girls that wear a 32A and want to look cute at the beach. As a curvy (though not even plus size) adult woman interested in actually swimming/kayaking/rafting/etc in a bathing suit, I have a hard time finding much that’s wearable…

dude I agree, their suits were cute and I appreciated that they had some unique pieces. triangle halters and bandeaus get boring after a point.

In hindsight, I realize I sound like I’m being sarcastic, but I’m not. I’m bummed.

Nooo they were the only ones selling reasonably-priced underwire swimsuits that were targeted to mid-20s/30s crowd. Where am I gonna go now?

How’s Leo DiCaprio supposed to find his girlfriends without having a catalogue to choose from?