Damn, 300 pounds rob is approaching DNC hacking territory.

First off, it’s spelled sqerel. Secondly, people in some regions eat sqerel meat.

Animals are made out of meat. It’s why they are so tasty.

I have one that’s almost 3 and I am consistently amazed by how, even at this tender age, she seems to know exactly when I’ve reached the point where I’m ready to send discreet inquiries to every circus within 100 miles to see if they’d like a deal on a preschooler. She will then declare, “I love you so much!” Or…

I have 3. The entertainment isn’t so much constant as it is well timed in fits and bursts to remind you that you love them and would regret abandoning them to be raised by wolves.

got dammit just when I think i’m gonna be an ice queen who won’t have kids, one of these little idiots does something crazy like this and it’s like, why wouldn’t I want this constant source of entertainment??

TF is wrong with you. She looks beautiful.

Did you hear how much of a mentor Stephen’s become to the pool boy? The hours they spend together in his study!

I got one pamphlet that told the story of Stephen who “used to be gay” but “now has two kids,”

I wish Univision would remove some of the clickbait shit articles. Or maybe the “journalists” that continually post them.

Legitimate grievance post from journalists who do not wish to see their stories silenced because they make some people unhappy.

Is Editorial Union Gabrielle's older sister?

So many times a week does everyone accidentally go to Gawker? I’m sitting at 2-4. Slowly getting better.

That’s disappointing. I hope it isn’t a sign of things to come. That email guy doesn’t have a fucking leg to stand on and capitulating to Chuck Johnson is shitty. I hope the new owners don’t take your teeth away. The Gawker blogs ability to go after sacred cows and call out bullshit is part of why we keep coming here.

I have to hand it to Trump- he found the one place where he wouldn’t be the biggest quack in the room.

I am legit bummed. I got a great sturdy underwire bandeau that actually fits like a good bra, and now I’m going to seek out some more. And the swimwear sales were great.

Target’s bathing suits are pretty cheap, but I think their target market is 14-year old girls that wear a 32A and want to look cute at the beach. As a curvy (though not even plus size) adult woman interested in actually swimming/kayaking/rafting/etc in a bathing suit, I have a hard time finding much that’s wearable…

dude I agree, their suits were cute and I appreciated that they had some unique pieces. triangle halters and bandeaus get boring after a point.

In hindsight, I realize I sound like I’m being sarcastic, but I’m not. I’m bummed.

How’s Leo DiCaprio supposed to find his girlfriends without having a catalogue to choose from?