It was hilarious and cute. I like Lindsay when she's sober. Jimmy brings the silly to the front burner. Love it!

"I got into it because I needed money and didn't have access to education or any kind of help."

How ridiculous is it that this had to go through the legislature...

I really believe if all us women had professionally styled hair every day, it would truly change the world. Just think of how good you feel when you leave the salon, imagine feeling that every damn day.

Chicago commercial history is a gold mine for these sorts of things, what with the people who've come up through Second City and Improv Olympics. For instance, Terri Garr doing a John M. Smyth Homemakers commercial (this edit sadly cuts off the jingle).

I see this argument so much: that if prostitution were brought above ground and made legal it would eliminate the abuses, the trafficking and the exploitation that goes along with it. It speaks to an incredibly narrow middle-class view of the world and the market where regulations and laws can make an industry fair…

She also has strong features (which I sympathize with, heartily) and those tend to look better as you get older and you get the last laugh when you age beautifully, but damn, they can be hard to deal with during high school

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Yes, every time I have to read how sex work is 'empowering' by supposed feminists and how it is a 'choice' I have a major wtf moment. A tragic necessity in a misogynist capitalist society? Yes. Empowering. You gotta be kidding me. If it were, where are the millions of well paid male sex workers for female customers.…

I can— have you ever seen what's involved in a breast reduction or breast lift? That's major surgery. Not that augmentation isn't, but it's far more simple than a reduction or lift.

Reverse Photoshop: $10k

I think the point is that if you believe in god, it's a good sign you're not really concerned with demonstrable facts.

Ah... not necessarily something to be happy about. As blue_beetle noted, "If you're not paying for something, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold".

"One of them"

Are you saying you believe that behind my more or less anonymous Jezebel persona exists an unapologetic, globally recognized lady pop star who has, at one time or another influenced entire eras of fashion and music and pushed the boundaries of both art and female identity?

I get that you don't care for her, but want to know what's kind of nice about her? My young daughter loves to sing and dance. Taylor Swift is one of the few artists I can let her listen to without worrying about the lyrics being 'inappropriate'. My daughter is super young and I'd like her stay innocent for as long as…

I'm just not huge into criticizing people. Though it seems to bring a lot of enjoyment to folks, so maybe I'm missing out!

No but not being a bitch and tearing someone down for absolutly no reason certainly should be. Personally you just come off as super jealous to me.

and now I'm imagining two kids actually arguing "which band is more moralistic between Linkin Park and Led Zeppelin?"

Even Linkin Park would be like, "What are you, stupid?"

Obvious troll is obvious.