I see. The director must have told her to ham it up and she misheard him and thought he said "ACT TERRIBLY."

It's great on a symbolic/progress level that this movie is being made, but come on, guys, this movie looks like the biggest piece of crap. Like Gigli level bad.

If the oldest person in the world is 116, that means that 117 years ago there was a completely different set of people on earth. Ponder that thought

This does not surprise me at all. His head is still shaped in the most odd way humanly possible, also.

Actually it makes perfect sense, it's just important not to ignore the "..." at the end of the sentence. When we read "the fact is that god...", we can infer that the following statement is "god does/believes/wants/some other verb".

"...authority to speak..."

Where did Missy Elliott go? Come back. You were my childhood hero as most badass woman ever

They're out there— you just actually have to SUPPORT them. It's like the WNBA— I hear my fellow women lamenting all the time that it doesn't get enough love, and then 90% of them don't watch or contribute to the league in anyway financially. It's not enough to say, "These things should exist"— you actually have to…

It's a physics joke, not a racist joke! OH MY GOD, THE SCIENCE LITERACY IN THIS COUNTRY!

Tee hee!

I love Kate McKinnon...and I really really want her to reprise her Justin Bieber skit.

OMG. In that freeze-frame, her shirt and haircut combo make her look exactly like my mom. And my mom is 68.

Some people think the angel tattoo is a crude rendering of Selena Gomez:

Yes, yes, we get it. You hate breastfeeding. This is a stupid campaign, sure but your hatred has reached a new level of annoying. It's the same article over and over and over again. There's nothing wrong with breastfeeding. There's nothing wrong with formula feeding. But you shitting all over breastfeeding any chance…

Holy shit, I fucking hate Michael Lohan. Just that 5 second clip explains it all:

Is it just me or does the Lindsay thing actually look good? It looks like its got some depth. The scene with her dad—tragic.

Wow, that's some ignorant shit. Hope you're just trolling poorly, instead of for real.

Man, I can't imagine going from Ciara to Handler. Ouch

You said non-Jewish white person specifically, in a thread about a racist person who also happens to be Jewish, so I thought I would point that out.