goodness, you just may have spotted a discrepancy between what Trumps says and what is fact

This is your daily reminder that you should go fuck yourself if you voted for this irredeemable oxygen thief, and jump off a cliff if you still support him.

Honestly, with all the crazy, stupid stuff he actually does, is there anything that could be said that you would just discard out of hand?

It was pretty much 40 minutes of exposition interrupted by a Ford Mustang ad.

I have news from even the further future, Doug Jones won!

If it is a legitimate pause, the body has a way of shuttingit down.

Black people are 13% of the population. It would make more sense for white people to stop being racist.

Pinching myself repeatedly even though I’m dreaming really hurts and I can’t figure out why!

I am going to absolutely crank Ani DiFranco’s track “Hello Birmingham” in appreciation of them. I don’t even care that its tone doesn’t fit this moment.

I mean Doug Jones ran partially on “I was the guy who successfully prosecuted the Klan fuckers who blew up that church” so I kinda doubt he’s likely to forget who he appeals to in Ala-fucking-bama

If it is, what I’d do is get the guy who plays Oscar Bluthe to take his part. Dead ringer.

Okay, let’s be earnest- you really want to help? Donate money to BLM, stand up and protest with the NFL players, call your local politicians and get info on what the prison system is like in your state, see what you can do about police reform. Argue with EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE when they start with their racist shit. Be…

Yeah, when I heard this trolley problem, it immediately occurred to me that not choosing to switch tracks is still a damn choice, and you have therefore CHOSEN to kill five instead of one.

That is one of the very many reasons that I don’t trust Donald Trump. Unless you’re a recovering alcoholic, I don’t see why anyone would make the complete and total choice to never drink. I’m not saying everybody has to be a lush or get shit face wasted, but have a damn beer every now and then.

That’s only because Sessions already called dibs on blackface.

And you know what, fuck their parents too.

The guy who says “There’s no time! He can fly!” on Parks and Rec gave what may be the finest line-reading in television history.

Having one of her sister’s celebrated artworks hanging on the wall in their cramped little home was a perfect little torture/callback to last season.