My skin got super clear the first year of my current relationship because we were having sex more than five times a week. Four times a week or less won’t work. It HAS to be five or more.

My cat is in the hospital all weekend receiving IV fluids. She has kidney disease and I am complete wreck. I have never lost a pet before and I don’t think I will be able to handle it when the time comes. She is the sweetest girl in the world and I just want so badly for her to be okay.

My Dad Wrote a P0rno. You must.

There is a line of makeup brushes called Spectrum and they are excellent.

The Maybelline Master Chrome highlighter in Molten Gold! It’s better than the Charlotte Tilbury and so, so cheap.

you know I have to google it now, right?

Last night I was watching a Frasier re-run (don’t judge me; I’m old) and I realized that when Kelsey Grammer dies, everyone’s going to go with a “Frasier Has Left The Building” headline on his obit.

McEnroe doesn’t have beef with Williams; he took the bait and gave an indelicate (but largely correct) answer to a question designed for that purpose, and Williams understandably didn’t like the way it sounded, even though she had previously expressed sentiments indicating the real point of contention, aside from…

Really? For a first-time parent? Are we meant to be good at child rearing from day one? It took me a while to get the hang of things with my daughter and I’m still learning as I go.

Not to mention Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind and, while not perfect, the wonderfully weird Science of Sleep

It probably involves her in multiple settings of a dream sequence, her flying at some point, a car, a bed, a black-and-white segment, everything super child-like, blah, blah, blah, I’m bored already.

I used to work at Propaganda/Satellite/Partisan films. This was always one of my favorite Gondry commercials:

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow.

I loved their letter to the Obama girls. I thought it was so sweet.

Exactly. I don’t understand this side of Jezebel, ever. It’s fucking annoying.

Eh, I don’t have a problem with them. Honestly, who didn’t drink underage in college and who cares, as long they didn’t harm anyone. Also, their letter to the Obama girls was classy, http://time.com/4632036/bush-sisters-obama-sisters/

It won’t tank. She should have named her new album Molly Brown because she’s unsinkable.

His face also isn’t going to operate on itself

He also preached to survivors not to give in to a “victimhood mentality” then passed around the collection plate. I’m not kidding. He passed around the collection plate asking people who have probably lost everything to give him money. This guy has no shame and doesn’t even pretend to be anything other than a money…