The real question is, will the Goblins be scoring the series?

Arrested Development. I have no idea how people got all the calls back and forward and subtle jokes while watching one episode a week instead of a bundle at a time.

Eyes Without a Face. Enjoy...

I read that as "iron worker who was a secret librarian," and I was like, "dreamboat!"

The whole New Caprica arc in BSG. Tigh is a terrorist leader who kills collaborators and institutes a coup over the oppressive overlords. Both the "rebels" and the collaborators are shown in a sympathetic light, and it's hard not to feel bad when the police class is wiped off the face of the planet.

That was so thoughtful of Alessandra Stanley to include links to her "arch, provocative ledes" to teach us all that, in addition to being a racist dummy, she is a plain old regular dummy. You might think I'm going to complain about "There is nothing not funny about eating disorders," but I'll leave that to someone…

15/15 without a second's hesitation on any of the questions. I'm a Lutheran.

I know the stereotype is "once a cheater always a cheater," but is it true? I know quite a few couples who met this way and their second marriages are long and loving. I think that's a scenario that happens more often than people like to think.

Me too! I just finished The Stonecutter, Camilla Läckberg I think? I now need to read aaalllll her titles. And watch all the Wallander shows, British and Swedish!

I am more fascinated by the cases where people led a double life and fooled everyone. You know, like BTK. To me that is one of the best cases.

Have you read Lost Girls? That book is chilling.

I also have a slightly unhealthy obsession with serial killers. If you're interested in historical murders, check out the Servant Girl Annihilator, who was one of America's first serial killers and was based in my hometown of Austin. I wrote a huge paper on the murders in grad school and they were totally horrifying…

This is the Zodiac speaking...



Srsly tho, Zodiac creeps me the fuck out.

Oh, the Netflix and Kindle queues! YES. "Can you explain to the jury why you watched the Dahmer Files twice and read The Shining Girls three times in the span of two months?"

I looked at my Netflix, Amazon and kindle queues one evening after eating a strong brownie and came to the unassailable realization that things would look bad for me if I got mixed up in something bloody.

At least once every couple of months I fall into the serial killer Wikipedia hole. Each bit of information brings something new to look up! If ever I'm wrongfully accused of any sort of heinous crime, I could probably be convicted on my search history alone.

The doctors and medical staff who are dealing with this epidemic in Africa are getting infected because they are using a lot of suboptimal protective equipment and not completely complying with all of the safety protocols necessary to protect yourself in these field quarantine hospitals. They must wear layers of…

And let's face it - if this group can treat them, if they can find new ways to increase odds, whatever, it will save a lot more lives elsewhere. Also, god forbid, if this facility isn't as secure as they think, I think it's better to have it with ebola (which is harder to spread) than something like a mutated SARS…

Actually, black people DID have jobs at NASA and were rocket scientists- YOU JUST DID NOT SEE THEM. There were also AA engineers, biologists, statisticians, medical scientists and chemists working in fields and doing original research for Xerox, DuPont and Boeing, to just name a few companies!

Wow, that was almost all therapy-speak.