Hmph, I wonder what it is that separates us mere mortals from the "good women" who are able to effortlessly reform selfish, fixer-upper men?

I guess they’ve got Jerry Lundergaard doing lot counts.

I have a reaaaaaal hard time believing the robbers beared any resemblance to John Henson whatsoever, other than the fact that they may have also been black. The man is seven feet tall. Getting robbed sucks, but don’t try to sugarcoat this...

Asking what time you close is suspicious? Sounds like this person needs a new line of work in that case. I would imagine a large number of the phone calls they receive are that exact question.

How exactly did they “bear a resemblance” to Henson? You realize he’s 7 feet tall right? I know people aren’t great at guessing height, but when you see a 7 foot tall person it’s pretty obvious they don’t look like a 6 foot tall person.

One of my absolute favorite movies, ever. It speaks very deeply to anyone who had a difficult childhood and spent most of the time fantasizing about how to escape.

You missed his greatest film ever, Meet the Feebles.

This is a great movie. Well made, well acted.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

He was great but he wasn’t the first therapist I tried. I’d been to two others and was at least 5 years post rape when I went to him. He specialized in traumatic events and PTSD so he was exactly what I needed.

Preach, brother.

There is absolutely no excuse for these extremist leftists to try and take awake our ability to send hot lead at intense velocities towards objects.

Just because a few bad apples want to abuse the ability to send hot lead at intense velocities towards objects does not mean I should not be able to keep…

I pictured this exact thing. Some guy in an Eagles jersey kicking the robot for no reason.

I want to follow this guy’s adventure, but I think I’d actually get upset if I found out something horrible happened to him, just as I get sad when I see destroyed teddy bears.

The bookstore with this memetic image -

I had hoped they would do Android Karenna but I suppose zombies are more popular.

Pedant alert: they didn’t wear corsets under Empire-line dresses.

It makes me wonder if some hybristophiliacs want the ultimate “bad boy” who has also been completely neutralized because they’re in jail. No danger to you, no dirty boxers on the floor, none of the small nitty gritty details that are part of any regular relationship - just visits and letters and rose colored glasses.

A friend of mine hooked up with Eugene Hutz (Gogol Bordello), and she has such an exaggerated sense of accomplishment about it. That’s like casually mentioning to everyone that you came in 8th place in a beauty pageant.

Looks like you need a history lesson.

Just two things of note