Strippers are proof that blue balls are a lie that men tell when they want guilt-sex.

Which is 100% completely fucking awesome and makes both me & my super obnoxious black rescue kitty very happy.

Apparently, he raised $60K for Paws last November.

The idea that men like to see naked women is, in my experience, more often than not a cover. Men go to strip clubs to pay attractive women to pretend to be interested in them. If you just want to see naked women, that's what the internet is for.

THIS IS MY DREAM JOB!!!!!!!

Man at first I was getting ready to cringe in horror at a tale of a woman with Way Too Many Kids, but instead, she's a surrogate. For free. That's.. kinda awesome. What a good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy.

i'm tempted to feel bad for them but i won't.

jesus,i'm trying to eat as little carbs as possible but even the healthy stuff has a lot of carbs per serving!

Dang it! Try this

LADIES WILL YOU PLEASE STOP POINTING AT YOUR VAGINAS IT IS CONFUSING TO ME

POINTING your honour!!!111!1!1!!

I had a cat like that when I was a kid. Big tomcat my dad refused to get fixed. Tolerated me and my sister pulling his tail with no issues, but woe betide any other animal, cat, dog or raccoon, that approached our house. He used to sit out in our front yard like he was guarding it, and the neighborhood dogs knew to…

"Can you tell me she's your favorite cat ever?"

I guess I've owned too many cats in my life, but this isn't all that surprising to me. Cats can be highly territorial, and housecats in particular can develop a strong pack instinct with respect to their family, and young kids especially. I've seen plenty of cats face down/chase off dogs that made the mistake of…

It's Aramaic/1 Chronicles 27 but basically sourced from Dodi from the Song of Songs and means "beloved." First born child. Later my parents re-thought the whole "creative" thing and my brother and sister are Billy and Ann.

In high school (a loooong time ago), I worked in one of those peanut shells on the floor, country music jukebox steakhouses. I was a hostess and bussed tables. The place was really popular with the Friday night, just got paid, gonna kick some ass and drink some beer rednecks in my hometown. One of them, well and truly…

"Do you guys have organic grass fed chicken?"

Used to work at the apple store.