you aren't sure Amanda bynes needs more public attention? You guys write about her 20x a day.

I don't think they need to mention it, since you bring it up literally every single time Mark Wahlberg is mentioned (and sometimes when he's not)! They probably know they can count on you at this point.

Sexually transmitted demon?

Uncut dudes always seem to defend themselves a bit too much on this topic if you ask me. Like, why do you feel the need to convince everyone that your peen is so perfectly fine, I promise, it's great, it's better, even?

Trufax.

It's so weird to watch "experts" on things that don't exist.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

"Dick not included?"

Wait what's a Bieber Republican? Bieber isn't even American.

So she's super-duper intelligent because she figured out that men like staring at tits?

Oh, totally. I judge people for being assholes on a daily basis. (Hard not to on the internet.) I just don't like judging people for the Republican / Democrat tag. I guess because I live in a VERY conservative area, and any time I hear someone say liberal, they say it with disgust. It doesn't seem right for me to do…

She's a famewhore role model, as Farrah Abrams and Sidney Leathers have shown.

I associate myself with Democrats because I thought they were less likely to judge and more like to be kind and understanding. Obviously not.

Wow, that excerpt exemplifies a 7th grade "persuasive" essay that the writer forgot was due today until the last 20 minutes of lunch. Eesh.

How I instagram my food:

North America = Canada + US + Mexico = Vegan TexMex Poutine?

It's not a "mistake" to send unsolicited dick pics to random women. That's, at best, sexual harassment. He did that several times, to several women, who had contacted him about his policies. So. It goes beyond a mistake or some kind of private issue between bf and gf. So there was no exchange of trust.