Soo... I used to sell cars, and I'm in the process of writing a book about how to buy a car without getting screwed. And I'm a woman, so I extra know how to not get woman-screwed, I guess. Everyone come buy it when I'm done?
It becomes odd he doesn't bring it up in this story when he brings it up in every other one of his stories.
But then what would there be to complain about online!?!
So what you're saying is, you would racially profile based on crime statistics...hrmmm...
Shortening the sleeves should be a pretty simple alteration. If you find a similar dress, grab it!
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Ah, those smiles!
They say it all, don't they? Two people overjoyed that they have a new grandson and relieved that their daughter won't have to be beheaded . . . .
No way! With a better shoe, you could rock that dress.
With a shorter sleeve and an open-toe shoe, you'd have a perfect rockabilly look!
He mentions the race of everybody in all his other stories, and it becomes an increasingly puzzling narrative. He complains about a black security guard asking to look into his self-supplied bag full of new purchases and equates this with being accused of shoplifting and when he angrily presses the management for a…
I read his article.
Yeah, and the anecdote in this story doesn't even show that these particular employees were racist. They could have been being bitchy for multitude of other reasons.
Gasp! You mean my ONE anecdote doesn't prove that all people are racist? I had no idea...
oh my goodness - yell back "I HAVE A RECEIPT, ASSHOLE" and be done with it! They'll take your shit back!
Who the fuck is Kibwe Chase-Marshall?
I think that tweet is hilarious. If you can't have a modicum of sense of humor about the patriarchy you're going to go mad. Also it totally sounds like something I'd read on jezebel. as a joke. since it was a joke.
Making people explain their jokes is the worst - stop doing that. It was clearly snark, and I really am shocked that people aren't getting that.
seconded. why not sing about getting a goodnight's sleep so you can wake up at 5:30 for a run before work? or maybe this is why i'm not famous.
I think it was meant to be a joke. My buds and I were all making jokes about how they won't need to execute Kate, now that she's given the prince a son. Huzzah!