I saw him sitting on a stoop in SoHo last summer and about had a heart attack. He is perfect.

They taste amazing.

As someone who put Ketchup on most foods until just a few years ago, Ketchup chips taste nothing like the condiment to me.

You sound like you have invested an awful lot. I understand that dissertations are hard work, but it really sounds like you feel like you're being taken for granted.

Ketchup chips are awesome. We have them in Canada. Also awesome: dill pickle. Mmmmmm.....chips......

He's sexing me with his eyes!

RABBLE RABBLE look at all you thirsty ladies treating this man like a slab of ribs!! I'm getting the MRA over here stat, this is an outrage!! ;)

"I can deal with him not touching me in public and all that"

I think you need to call him on this. I'm an academic, and so is my husband, and neither of us would have imagined leaving the other out of the dissertation acknowledgments after years of support. This is either a really crappy way for him to try to play some sort of a joke on you, or he's really oblivious. If it's…

swoon indeed!

I swooned in my mind. If I had a chaise longue, I would have actually swooned!

What? Why?

what's wrong with what Jennifer Lawrence said??

But I love Farrah's response:

Have not really seen him since that poster in my dorm room in 1999 ... the salt in his beard is looking GOOD.

Bruno Mars, "Why come we aint got this in the states?" Oh that makes me twitchy.

Hells yes. *Fans self* I'm trying to find something witty to say, but my brain has been short-circuited by a sudden and overwhelming surge of hormones.

That's me pretty much whenever I see him. I'm quite susceptible to a case of the vapors.

When I was a kid, 4 or 5 years old, we moved into a new house. My mom says the previous owner warned her the house was haunted but she laughed it off. I slept in the only bedroom in the basement and every morning I would mention at breakfast that a man had come and sat on my bed and talked to me. A few weeks later my…

I'm still not sure what this whole thing was and I swear to Cthulu I'm normally a skeptic about this sort of thing but oh well.