"We are working to determine just where in fact they have buried the survivors."
"And now here's a word from our newest sponsor, Sofa King: Where their prices aren't just low, they're Sofa King low!"
Producer at KTVU: Luk Fo Wok
That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.
Is this coming next? :
Yes, you are OBVIOUS. Now run along, or try harder.
DUCK IT ALL TO HE'LL
In symphonies, all the best-qualified people used to be male. Then they started doing the auditions from behind a screen so the players couldn't be seen, and lo and behold, suddenly a lot of women became more qualified than the men they were competing against.
Dude, we've been over this, lots of times. She did not just use the N-word once. She ran a business where employees were forced to cater her private events without overtime pay, instead choosing to pay them in booze. She permitted a work environment where her brother was permitted to masturbate at work and harass the…
KKKsedilla! Fucking fantastic!
Massa-roni and cheese has me lolling.
Because the hospital won't hold you or your child ransom until you pay up in the US.
It's a tie for me: Uncle Tom's Cabbage and Lynchables.
I find that I am amazed at how funny people are on the internet as often as I am appalled by people on the internet.
Salt and Vin*gger chips had me on the floor weak.
I saw these last night. "Civil Rice" and "Chef Boy-are-you-lookin-me-in-the-eye-ar-dee" were my personal favorites.
I'm not seeing anything, getting mostly a blank page
When I read that article my first thought was, "but I thought my creative teacher said to always use the Rule of Three when possible". At my age it's so ingrained now I don't think I could change if I tried. (Guess that means I'll never be a congresswoman ;-)