I know, right? I mean, between shoes and men, the only other word a woman needs is a shorter way to describe how bad she is at managing her personal funds.

I'm still stuck on this word, "finance."

Yeah, what TB said. It's not so much the length (Kim Kardashian does hers too and hers are super long and they look nice) that makes them look weird, it's your skin underneath. If you have or dark circles, it looks harsh. Also, if you have small, close set eyes, it can make them look even more so.

The closest thing I could find so far are these:

They're not chips, they're crackers.

An All Dressed Crisper.

He really does the "ex-beauty pageant trophy wife of a Colombian drug lord going on a yacht party in Miami" look like nobody's business.

Cavalli is like the Hooters of clothing: delightfully tacky.

That is all.

I've always been more comfortable in heels because my foot has a really high arch. When people see me in 5 inch Loubs and think I'm crazy, I think the same of flip flops. Like, my back starts hurting just thinking about wearing them.

Yes, most definitely. Your cheeks and midface have fat pads and when you repeatedly gain and lose weight, even if it's 10 lbs, your cheeks expand and contract, like a balloon.

Well, harrumph, I didn't even like it that much anyway ;)

Whaaa? Where is this magical place you live?

I think it's yo-yo dieting and it's flattened her cheeks and elongated her face.

It's true. I even notice this with some of my friends. Their closets are filled to the brim with H&M fast fashion pieces that cost as much or more than some of my more expensive pieces. So they can definitely afford more expensive stuff, but that would mean having less, and that just feels like deprivation to them.

B+B color support for cool blondes shampoo and conditioner and Pro:Voke Violet shampoo are *amazing and keep your hair that pure white blonde.

I don't know what your natural base is, but mine is dark brown and I was platinum for a few years and while it looked awesome, it does take the absolute life out of it, especially in the summer. To keep my hair soft, I would let my hair air dry and then use huge Velcro rollers and/or a curling iron, rather than full…

She looks like a bared faced Khloe Kardashian.

Jesus Christ, he looks like an overly excited 5 year old on Photo Day whose parents forked over the extra $10 for the "cool" laser background.

"I don't think anybody feels bad for the Steunbenville rapists."