I dunno, his hair looks greasy and over processed to me. Sort of related, does anybody else get super annoyed when hairdressers put globs of product in your hair that you feel like you have to wash it again as soon as you get home?

I can still see you.

Mmm, I love crisp green bean salad with a nice white wine, shallot vinaigrette.

Or, you know, just be cool about it and not use money as a means to define himself while competing against his wife.

Annie's really pretty and does look like a younger Liz Hurley, also who's gorgeous.

I've never found Beyonce to be particularly stylish. Even her expensive designer gowns scream "House of Dereon".

I would say charm has deteriorated from both sexes because it requires you to think about making others feel good when it appears the ultimate goal has become to only do things that make *us* feel good. Besides, why would I engage in a conversation with you when that requires looking up from my phone? How can I…

When you have sweet prancing skills like she does, you're bound to get jealous haters who want to sabotage it.

I was gonna say she looks like Kim's mom and they do go see the same surgeon (at least for some of their procedures), Dr. Garth Fisher.

"Hi, my name is Camel toe, and I'm here to teach you how to camel toe" is all I got from this.

Holy eff, I died @ 57 seconds.

Beurre manié? I just texted my mom and she came up with that. If it's not that, I have not a clue lol.

Add tarragon to that list and you have my all time favourite food combination! And I think it's called a roux.

Yes. There's a very similar recipe from Food Network Magazine that you can get online (that one calls for egg and chicken stock as the "sauce". It calls for broccolini and turkey sausage with orrechiete pasta, but we substitute depending on what we have on hand.

People with kids still find the time to cook. My parents (neither of whom graduated high school and barely had a pot to piss in) cooked for their two daughters after coming home from two full time jobs (my dad had a 1-1.5 hour commute). Meaning, they just made more of the food they made for themselves. If we didn't…

No kidding. People can use the internet to stalk their exes and find dash cams in Russia, but tell them they can use the same medium to learn to cook, and watch their brain start malfunctioning.

Floss!

LALALALALALALALALALALA IM NOT LISTENING!!!

The closest thing I could find that you can buy is this:

You posted the link *after* someone asked you where you got that from. Your previous comment doesn't come close to matching what was said in the link. I said as much. I didn't read the rest of your rant as I'm not going to give you any more credit than you deserve.