Eeeee congrats!

Vapid thought of the morning: she looks really good for being trapped in there so long.

It depends, but many times, no. C-sections don't "ruin" your abs any more or less than vaginal labour does as the scar is super low. Since you say you have abs now, it sounds like you're in great shape and it's easier to 'bounce' back, so to speak.

I don`t know if it was her or the other woman on the show who got pregnant after, but one of them planned their c-section for vanity reasons. Which, whatever floats your boat, but yeah, no pushing involved there.

Sooo I watched that Trophy Wife show and one of the women got a Rolls Royce as hers. Nice work if you can get, I suppose.

lols no worries

Dude, you're hurting. She isn't late to "everything", not even close. You're just being absolutely ridiculous.

Right? I love the fucking comment about it not being "too terrible". Okay, there. You try doing this shit on 3 different continents, sometimes a different country a night, with the time zones and jet lag, not to mention all the media appearances (and, you know, trying to sleep and find a life in between) and I bet…

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Yeahhh, about your comment, I'll just leave her 2011 tour schedule here:

Maybe. I think TMZ reported (ha!) that a woman testified seeing Wade taking a shower with Michael when Wade was about 9 years old. This whole thing is just beyond fucked up.

This song and Time To Say Goodbye and I'm a goner.

Botox in the eye area doesn't take away bags, it takes away crow's feet. Injectable fillers and or fat grafting can alleviate eye bags and/or eye hollows.

How dumb are her fans that the words "baby" and "I'M GONNA BE A MOM" in caps lock require a further explanation?

When I was 15, I still believed the Spice Girls were going to get back together and I danced in front of my TV to Electric Circus (Canadian dance show), trying to copy everyone's moves.

But you *can* do it! It's the Barbie of social media sites; you can be anything you want to be! World traveler who made a sudden trip to Thailand on your way to Australia? Check. Stepford wife who can redecorate her 5000 square foot Cape Cod vacation home on a whim because "Indian Glamour" is just so in right now?…

I did not even know you could make chalk paint from scratch. I need to up my Pinterest creeping game.

LOL uh huh.

Well, yes, I thought it was clear I was being sarcastic.

Well California does get a shit tonne of earthquakes and their women are known to dress in a more revealing manner, so he might be on to something.