Kaley looks like someones 40 year old mom in this photo.

I've always thought of Apatow as someone who takes the safest possible stances but as loud as he can in order to get pats on the back. If you weren't on this a year ago, when Cosby still had multiple accusers who should have been believed, I don't know how self-righteous you get to be on the subject.

Chelsea handler anybody? I have never seen a person less funny drinking the thirst milkshake straight up

A lot of this was funny, some of it was very true (hello number 60) but jesus it's so cynical and negative that I actually feel more tired having read it - it's like a Burn Book straight out of Mean Girls. 2014 was pretty fucking shit for reasons bigger than Blake Lively and I could use a Top 100 of whatever the…

#101: people who try to "educate" you on a specific topic. It's not so much about education, or helping somebody understanding a certain topic, but about making that person feel stupid while at the same time inflating their own ego.

It's amazing - I (an old) hadn't heard of this until maybe two weeks ago...when Jez started using it in every other article. You can tell when someone in the Jez office discovers something, as it appears from nowhere then propagates through the entire site (oh hai 5 Seconds of Summer). It's an interesting phenomenon…

this is a case study in how street terms are adopted by the mainstream, lose all meaning, and become obnoxious.

They are like greenhouse flowers, rarely if ever able to thrive in the wild.

Jezebel is so thirsty to use the word thirsty that you're destroying it.

Is there a "you must be this poor to ride" sign on the Artsy-Fartsy Roller Coaster now?

I love this woman. Like, kind of obsessed with the stuff she does. People have a tendency to hate on her because she's beautiful and clearly has enough money to support her not-inexpensive hobbies, but she's also enormously talented and seems to have a really great sense of humor (as evidenced by the photo of the…

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

I'm the only one that mentally made a 'Ross-Naess Monster' joke?

every time i see Manganiello...i cant stop thinking of Lainey Gossip calling him Joe Meathead and burst out laughing

RE: JOE &SOPHIA

Thought someone actually made some kind of puzzle/adventure game about actual Black Beard-y pirates trapped in an actual elevator. Kinda disappointed.

... So for Christmas, she gave him pictures of his cheaty-messages. Well, that's certainly gonna sting... y'know, if he managed to get a papercut or something.

Today is a news program. Don't forget it, Amy Adams.

This story must be important if it has two posts...

If I were that dude, I'd be like, "Changed my mind."