I am working (aka escorting). My New Years plans were killed at the last second when my so called friend told me that I was trying too hard to make her look bad and that I should change my outfit. I refused and called her insecure, and she replied that "everyone else agrees with me and thinks you try to show us up".…

Prince George and his seersucker overalls and bilby for the win.

"But also, the train was insanely crowded, and that's where this special little Kodak moment comes in: Philly native Hassan Malik was sitting right behind the woman as she was having the baby, and snapped the pic below "

""They—both the men and Meredith—gave me good advice, took me seriously (outwardly, at least) and occasionally read my work. With them it was clear that the only way I wouldn't be welcome in their writing room was if I wasn't being funny (and often I wasn't)."

Yeah, I feel like the harder Jez tries to read into her music, the less I like it, which isn't even Nicki's fault. And I actually like 'Only', only bc the bass sounds sick in my car (I clearly don't have high standards lol). But when they try to intellectualize infantile lyrics and pink microphones? STAHHP.

I feel like this author makes her music reviews less about the song/album itself and more about showing the reader how much she (thinks she) knows about music in general.

My grandma just passed away from it a few weeks ago and it was terrifying to watch what this disease did to her.

I really hate the idea that a man doing a basic task is supposed to turn a woman on. No, me sitting on your face turns me on. Taking out the trash is what you do w/o a reward like said sitting on your face.

Alrighty then.

Maybe I need to go to bed but I just found this obnoxious.

Right? The solution to not sounding idiotic when talking about politics is to not avoid the issue all together, but to educate yourself in it. If all your life you only care about what lipstick makes guys like you more, then you are a sad, limited person.

Good points and thanks for the hard work you do :)

Whenever I hear this woman speak about what happened to her, I feel rage towards her, like, "wake the fuck up, woman, you were beaten". Then I scare myself at how angry I am at someone whose only crime was being abused, and realize I'm just contributing to blaming her.

The Stila liner is no joke. And I love the BB spray I use it in the summer all he time. I really want to try the Argan oil but am worried it will be too greasy on my face.

LOL oh yes you are, my dear. So much so it's preventing you from interpreting even the most basic of thoughts.

That's what I'm already finding. I'm super blunt by nature and I know that's not going to work so I'm learning to soften my personality to become more demure and coquettish. I will save my real kick ass personality for the men who appreciate a sharp wit.

It's not, that's why I never said that. I said I wanted more 5+ hours in one call so that I only have to take on *one call* per shift at a total of 5 hours. The money still ends up being roughly the same but that I don't have to see so many clients to get it, and like I said, the experience is more of a "date" than…

He didn't say anything but you could tell he thought I was older bc he kept looking at me funny when I talked. I guess he was expecting more of a vocal fry, gum smacking barbie than someone who can string together a sentence. He called the agency after and told them that they misrepresented my age. The girl from the…

I took on 4 (the agency wanted to book me 7 clients) because it was my first day and it's been forever sine I've gotten laid so I could handle it. I'm taking advantage of being new and also because Canada has the C 36 bill coming Dec 6, the industry is going to take a huge hit so I'm taking advantage while I can.…

So I'm officially an escort. Thanks to the suggestions, I chose my name and love it. I started Tues. and it was......interesting. I made $780 smackaroos, including tips (only two guys tipped me, 0ne $20, and one $10. Uhh, thanks? lol