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Yeah it was pretty shady of him to post a photo, and kind of shady of Jezebel to promote it. It's a cool story, but without her permission...not OK, guy.

Also, did this lady give you permission to publish this? I would be on the phone with my lawyer so fast!

What in God's name would possess someone to take a picture at this moment???? What the actual fuck? This lady is half naked with a new human coming out of her and as vulnerable as a person ever gets in their life. Holy fuck, I hate everything.

I know you're musing jokingly, but it would be a terrible idea. Blasphemy, insulting the president, insulting "Turkishness" or insulting "Americanness" should be both rights, and practices, because if we don't do it, those abstract rights erode. A culture that insults is a free culture. The problem with Fox is not

While anonymous sources claim that she got aggressive during the conversation, USA Today points out that when they asked her about the hacks she told them that she didn't want to talk about it.

Okay, like, SOBBING now, holy god.

Nothing to be proud of. I find this sad.

Dogs are awesome. They want to stay with their owners even when they're gone.

"Shit, shit, shit... is that... wait... what's her name again? I hope she plays it cool, because I seriously don't need this shit today."

wow you're really milking this one short quote

CAPS EASIER READ

And Oprah

[Nods]

Dorky Dad-in-Chief:

I'm a 30 year old woman but I'm starting to dad dance a little bit. Like, I make fists until I catch myself doing it. That never used to happen. Am I destined to become a dad? Are we all dad?

At our yearly dance recital, we used to do a Daddy Daughter number at the end of dress rehearsal. And if the Dad's were on board, we did it the last night of the show. Just the corps dancers/TAs with their Dads. My Dad, with out fail or rhythm, danced for 5 years straight including a number which spliced YMCA with

That deep sigh "Oh god, it's mom"... It slays me!

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Imma stop you right there Mark, but this was the best parental embarrassment video of all time:

Friends in Low Places reminds me of my drunken Canadian after-prom (camping). We sang this song to the point where we deserved to be kicked off the camp grounds, but we never were! Three days of under-age drinking, hookahs, and swimming in water that Was Not Warm Enough Yet. I cracked one of my teeth trying to open a

Why the hell would someone publish that as a series of 40 tweets when a link to a coherent essay of the same content would be so much better.