Yeknow, I always say this: Do you want to be judged based on who you were at 18/16/14? I know I don't. I was a raving conservative in high school. I'd be mortified if people thought that was still me.

Mmm I work out at Hugh Jackman's gym. Nigel Barker goes there too and they are buds. I literally just perv around corners, it's the highest concentration of hot (mostly) straight adult males possibly anywhere in New York that is not an investment bank.

Boi-1da

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

The peppermint bark IS amazingly delicious and better than just about any other peppermint bark I've found from any other place.

Right? The solution to not sounding idiotic when talking about politics is to not avoid the issue all together, but to educate yourself in it. If all your life you only care about what lipstick makes guys like you more, then you are a sad, limited person.

"Cosmo, I love you for sex tips and articles about where to get the best beauty products. Stop trying to be a grown up mag and comment on politics, it just makes you look as ridiculous as one of your readers would if they were to attempt the same thing," one woman wrote on a piece about whether or not Macklemore wore…

I'm sure his next show will be about a brave, intelligent tv and film writer who attempts to nobly tell it like it is with his scripts while being beset on all sides by shrewish, ungrateful women, one of whom is named "Schmalena Schmith."

ETA: He can call the show "Penis Mightier Than the Sword."

Why was it cut? (Aside from being overlong and outliving the joke concept like most SNL skits)

Here is something this reminded me of:

What "documents" do you expect him to have when it sounds like none of the women reported the rape?

Hang onto it.... It will happen to youuuu

"I'm not high, stop saying that! And the TV is not too loud. By the way, if you go out, could you buy me a bag of pretzels. The mini-pretzels. With salt. Thanks."

Oh my god. You have no idea how many times I have watched this.....

It's David Grohl's option to do as he pleases, not please everyone with what he does.

Yeah, except Dave Grohl is still a human being and the lead singer of Hole is someone he's been fighting with for 20 years to say nothing about what she accused him of re: hitting on Frances.

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