Maybe that's it. I'm really rooting for her, despite her not having had a wow moment yet (I mean, that cheerleading challenge was kind of ridiculous anyway.) She's practical and kind. Plus, Alexis out of drag!!!

Dude, where are the mini-challenges?? Why does Ru even bother saying, "This week's maxi-challenge." There is no mini. How is the ONLY challenge maxi?

Ok, so of course someone had already posted this on YouTube, and I re-watched in the name of justice ( I couldn't rewatch the whole lip-sync because, well. You guys saw it, I don't have to explain. ) Kimora IS on Jaymes' side. It just looks like Jaymes is crowding Kimora, maybe because she won't leave her spot…

She's gotta be next to go, pending someone else fucking up.

It's like she fell onto a sales rack at Claire's and said, "I'll take it."

Huh. Maybe I should watch it again, but Jaymes was mostly on Kimora's side of the stage instead of her own and in front of Kimora at times. It always makes me nervous that it will get physical.

I'd like to see the same for Laila. If we were going to second chance an S8 queen, she'd be my pick. Followed by Dax.

"Oh, I just had a baby and I have, you know, morning sickness? But, uhm, it's getting better?" Classic Snatch Game comeback.

Oh, I meant the point Oliver made about Jaymes and Charlie being Vloggers rather than live performers. I'm only a few years younger than Charlie myself. When they hoisted her up in rehearsal, I felt so much sympathetic terror for her. Falling at our age is no motherfucking joke :)

I'm ok with your going home early list, even though I find Farrah adorable.

Yes. Valentina as a dude is really hot. Especially sans beret.

Oh, no. Context is good. I figured she was on some VH1 show. During the early to mid aughts, I loved me some VH1. The List, Behind the Music, Best Week Ever, Motormouth, Totally Obsessed, SNL reruns, The Surreal Life, Bands Reunited, Supergroup, uh…..Rock of Love (What can I say? It was like an honest version of The…

Speaking of wig felonies, that bright orange wig she wore last week (with dark red lipstick) for her Lady Liberty Kimono 2.0 misfire.

I have so many thoughts you guys:

My first thought when I heard she was returning is that I don't want to hear fucking cucu every other word, and she's much worse than she was S8. That's her trademark now. And my sense of humor pretty much was set in stone around the age of 12. It's rare for me to not enjoy a poop, dick, ass or fart joke. Every time…

The cartwheel remark was so random, it got a laugh out of me.

Did Jaymes really do significantly better than Kimora? I felt the song was wasted on the two of them, but Kimora definitely drew my eye more. Jaymes also did that crowding the other queen's space bit, which I absolutely hate.

But he can’t eat around female babies unless his wife is there. Maybe that what he thinks family planning is.

But even if those questions were in the census, I wouldn’t answer as anything other than cisgendered and heterosexual (which I happen to be, although that’s not my point.) Does anyone want to provide the 45 Gestapo that sort of information?

Right? I can’t believe I am nostalgic for Dubya. I’d say he was a class act by comparison, but that’s not even really fair because the shit I just took is classier than 45.