I mean, I was going to say more, but brevity works here.

It burns…..but Derrick legit did turn it out this episode. It's been her best work all season. Poor Thorgy's ad deserved to be in the bottom, even with her character work.

This. Yes, she cares. Yes, she sometimes has good points. But she has favorites, and she likes glam too much (If Ru didn't balance her out, I feel like we'd get a look queen winner almost every season.) I also find some of her advice condescending—in her "Whatcha Packin?" with Dax, she harped on the butt padding to…

I thought that about her too (and Kim Chi, since she was a huge Instagram star. My bitch radar is fucking busted, y'all.) Naomi has been so lovely and mature, and her friendship with Kim Chi is giving me life.

It's like she fell into the sales rack at Claire's and said, "I'll take it."

Darienne seemed like the competition magnified some natural nastiness in her, whereas Thorgy just let the stress and self-criticism get the better of her. Also, love her heart, bitch quit worrying about what everyone else is doing.

As much as I like Chi Chi, I'd love to see Kim Chi in the finale. But I'm wondering how much far a queen that may not be able to LSFYL go.

It pains me to see Thorgy leave, only because that teeth-gritting, neurotic perfectionism is like holding up a mirror for me. It can so easily turn outward when the stress is on, and these bitches are feeling it at this stage. I didn't even begin to get good at managing that until I was in my late 30's.

I agree. It was hopefully a real watershed moment for Hannah, particularly when she decided to just walk away from the Adam/Jessa mess which got bleak AF mighty fast. I was surprised at how happy I was for her after the finale. I guess I don't really hate her after all.

I will still fight for the inherent goodness of Shoshana. But the rest are terrible —although last two eps Hannah I actually liked and empathized with. (Still, RIP Ray's coffee truck. Never forget!)

I mean , yes, but he'll also apparently agree to be her coconut water bitch. How could this possibly go somewhere good.

Lamorne Morris is the secret weapon on that show. The whole cast is outstanding* at making the simplest lines funny, but he's a genius at it.

Fuck that. I want to take a road trip with Chi Chi.

The judges were just bawling their eyes out and I was like "WTF" because that story came out of nowhere. It looked to me like a cynical ploy to stay in the game. I did wonder if maybe it was the editing, but now I feel fully validated.

You know, I have over the years managed to like most of the queens I hated in their seasons (Shangela, Phi Phi) given time and distance. The one queen I can't manage to forgive is Roxxxy. I went back and watched some of S5 on Amazon, and she's fine for the first half (although her showgirl looks never interested me. I…

Most hilarious rationale for a runway breakdown evarr. It was far more entertaining than Roxxy's "Something something bus station/you can't send me home after this random sob story."

I do love ChiChi, but that outfit was baffling. Also, if only Bianca were there to loan her a cincher.

Derrick's continued presence vexes me. Producer mole is a conspiracy theory I'll enjoy, as the show clearly isn't above it (Willam.) However, the previous known mole was at least entertaining (Willam.) I'm sure Derrick does a great Britney, but she's there being mediocre, Robbie and Betty are gone, and I have all the…

I was really pulling for Robbie. So much yelling in my living room when she ripped that motherfucking wig off. The judges seemed to be vibing on Derrick more regardless, but what the fuck, Robbie? Were you just done with these bitches?

This report of the finale makes me sad. I'm already a week behind. Maybe I won't watch the last two. Michelle-meh. Charter school-double meh. Brett and Michelle reuniting-there is no God. Kid has significant part inexplicably in finale-when there is a Dune puppet show? Don't take your rage at cancellation out on us,…