No one could blame you for this. Sometimes I try to imagine if there was a crossover with the The Originals.

But we've already seen Eric having sex with Sookie who didn't seem displeased, and banging the hell out of that (Ukranian?) chick in the S3 opener. So even that would have been non-canonical. Watch your own reruns, stupid show!

I'm not recalling this either. And I don't remember it from the books, but maybe it was mentioned there and that is what the OP is thinking of…..

I read the blurb for next week and Sam shows back up. I am calling it!

Ditto.

They introduce these new characters and then make them so pointless and unlikable. Regardless of his feelings for Jessica at that point, when someone shows up at your door and says, "We used to date, I just removed a big chunk of memory from your brain so you remember none of it. Also that guy you think you just met…

Lafayette gets a boyfriend and we get to see them banging once, at night time, through a car window (honestly, without the grunting and Jessica's reaction I might have thought they were changing a tire.)

I don't think I really noticed until I saw an ep title last year called "In the Evening" and immediately thought, like In Through the Out Door? Naaaah.

It was so abruptly staged, I thought it was a dream sequence.

I really will have a void in my hate watching agenda after this. I hope they come up with more fluff suited for summer-viewing by next year that is equally silly and naked but maybe 50% more coherent.

I certainly hated all of Sam's story lines after S2. I think I have enduring loyalty to him because of the books, and the poor actor really is trying with the shit they give him.

They are obviously padding already. There will be a long meal, a conversation between two third tier characters, a magical boyfriend or girlfriend will appear for someone..Big John maybe? Is he the only one left uncoupled?

I just got massive high and low-lighting done on Thursday. My head looked much like Sarah's.

Most of these at least someone knows (technically, she did ask for something no one knows-which, fuck you lady he just met you.) Although the Eric dreams would have been a legitimate secret, and any of them would have been a more interesting conversation.

And this was the penultimate episode. The only exciting moments were Ginger finally getting some Eric and Pam highlighting someone's hair.

Out of all the characters they've introduced in the last three years at least, Mr. Gus might be the only one I legitimately enjoy. It's too bad he didn't pop up till now, with truly nowhere to go.

There is something so joy-giving to me that a completely real and major plot in this season is dismissed as punking by the recapper. Nope, it's 100% a thing.

Sam Merlooootte, come out and play-ay.

I can't back this up, as I'm NOT going back and watching whatever shitty season that was, but yeah my memory is that Hoyt suuuucked. I mostly remember him becoming a sullen bitch immediately after they moved in together, causing them to break up which I think was when she had sex with Jason (e.g. my memory is they…

I hated Hoyt when he left, but this Hoyt is surprisingly tolerable. I still don't give a shit about him and Jessica (in what fucked up fuckstick universe is a love that was meant to be brought to an end by the jilted partner joining a hate group?)