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Are we supposed to be assed about any of the asshole townsfolk of Bon Temps at this point? The only happy ending for me would be wiping the town off the map except for maybe 6 residents, if I'm feeling generous.

Are we supposed to be assed about any of the asshole townsfolk of Bon Temps at this point? The only happy ending for me would be wiping the town off the map except for maybe 6 residents, if I'm feeling generous.

Hahahaha. What a story, @SomeRandomGuyOnTheInternet:disqus. I'm so happy I have you as my best friend.

What's curious and a little depressing about this interview is her thoughts on the show are more interesting than the show. None of themes she brings up are coming through on screen. They demonstrated how life mattered with Terry's funeral, so they killed Tara off screen?

Well, except for Klaus who is awesome.

Utterly baffling. And poor vampire Tara is dead while Lettie Mae continues to assault our televisions.

I feel like Bill and Sookie will definitely end up together now that they've unceremoniously dispatched Alcide. Also, feeling Jason and Jessica will likely end up back together. I know we'll all be sorry to see a great character like Violet killed-probably in a lengthy, well-lit on-screen sequence because that would…

They assassinated his character in his final season (hooking up with that supe-killng redneck mob, which tragically is not the same as this season's supe-killing redneck mob, was too much for me), but in the early seasons, yes, Hoyt was a great character.

I don't know if your question was serious and I can't compete with Transformer references, but she found out Bill was with her because some higher up vamp-who is long dead and no one cares-assigned him to find out about her because something something her blood allowing vamps to walk around in daylight.

I so want to be there getting high on Lafayette's couch. I haven't wanted to step into a TB scene since Sookie dreamed about that threesome with Bill and Eric.

Because Sam's real family. Because time jumps and flashbacks. Because Lillith/Billith. Because weepy Pam. Because magic fairy vaginas. Because every character introduced after season 3. Because Christopher Meloni was on the show and was totally wasted in a shitty story line, never got naked and managed to not have hot…

It was surprisingly good to see Nan again. She reminded me of better days. Days when I would tune in and think how terrible True Blood had gotten, blissfully unaware of the narrative disaster that beckoned. Ah, youth.

Actually, I hate to be that person, but I loved the first four U2 albums. That includes The Unforgettable Fire which tends to get blown off. I was mystified by the appeal of The Joshua Tree until I finally heard the second half of it. I've liked songs here and there, but they haven't been an album band for me in 20+…

Christian…..music…already a conundrum.

Sorry if someone else has mentioned this, but regarding fingerprints: my somewhat limited interaction with the justice system in both small towns and large cities (several jury duties, a b&e at my Dad's house after his obit appeared in the local paper and a few car break-in's) is that they don't fingerprint unless a…

Actually, they have a huge selection, and I've been pleasantly surprised by some of their offerings-I typically get tired of any playlist after a few songs in, but they shuffle them so you won't get stuck hearing the same 4 songs over and over when you return to it.

That spinoff enraged me. I was hopeful when I heard they were doing a spinoff about Alice, till I heard it was about her going to prison. Why the fuck would anyone want to see that? I swear that show was made by some anti-gay shadow group.

The show devolved into a total pile of ass on his watch. I wouldn't expect his return to improve things. Last season was not defendably good television, but it was easily better than the one before it. Maybe the two before it.

The very same werewolf and shifter who could smell that a woman was pregnant could not smell a pit full of human corpses in Louisiana in the summer time.