On behalf of all Kinja, let me thank you for not putting this in a slideshow or a video.

I mean with a name like “Toasts McGhosts” your parents just set you up for failure. I bet everyone just assumes you’re from Scotland.

I have taught English to adults learning it as a second language for quite some time, and I’m going to let people off the hook 10% here.

The line that’s always worked for me is:

At one point at work we had an admin who, upon introducing herself to the group went on to immediately give us a quick lesson in how to pronounce her name. She told us how many syllables, held up her hand and counted them off as she enunciated each one and then said her name again. She was strong and confident and had…

Come to a post about laundry and leave a useless comment. How about:

Those aren’t pillows!!! 

As an avid fast food eater
1) Every store has apps now. I mainly use the McDonald’s app and there are always deals on there.
2) Wendy’s 4 for 4 deal or their $5 Biggie Bag is one of the best deals out there. A hamburger, fries, chicken nuggets, and a drink for $4 or $5? That is just unheard of now. And you can large…

One could argue that by simply walking outside, Carlson is living proof this is safe as he is a walking. talking ballsack.

and (c) corporations are hiking prices to rack up record profits because of little competition.

Not all of this is caused by so-called “market forces.” Some of it is just plain old greed.

ANY GIVEN MEL BROOKS MOVIE. They tend to do poorly in theaters, but they become cult classics.

I don’t think that actually works with language, because how we deliver language drastically changes/shapes its meaning.

“If you spend a considerable chunk of minutes each day changing your hair’s texture or growth pattern, consider the corresponding salon option, whether it’s a perm or a relaxing treatment.”

I missed y’all too!!!

Welcome back, we missed you!

Congratulations on the contract!

Tofu may not be as trendy as these other meat alternatives, but it’s still delicious and versatile, while providing plenty of protein.

The fact that Donald Trump isn’t on this list is a yuuuge glaring omission.

And who writes these terrible headlines?