Stoooooopppppppp. Let The Takeout be The Takeout please :)

So what I learned today is that my wife owes me about $2 million.

Hold on, let’s hear the shopping cart’s side of the story.

The salt is probably optional, to be honest. Also, I’m biased against single-use gadgets in the kitchen. (Why buy a $40 egg cooker when I already have a pot and water?) :-)

Yes. Yes, indeed, I would follow this Lord.

Don’t forget that he was cheating on wife #2 Donna Hanover with his press secretary Cristyne Lategano during his mayoralty before hooking up with Judith Nathan.

Yes, during my days in New York in the 90s it was no big secret. Reporters like the late Wayne Barrett exposed that little secret.

I would’ve told you if I thought you didn’t know. Common knowledge amongst NYers. Married his second cousin ( ewww) I think he ditched her so he could marry wife no.2 ( Donna Hanover who seems like a decent person so I don’t know WHAT she was smoking or he’s REALLY good at something, ewwwww again) and he dumped her…

I don’t know any non-white New Yorkers who like this racist asshole.

Yeah, New Yorkers been knew about this particular Giuliani info. But I guess the rest of America is starting catching up to this in the same way they caught up to the realization “America’s mayor” is a piece of shit. In New York and beyond, it’s always been solely wypipo boosting Rudy’s punk ass

I thought everybody knew this already. You’ve never heard anyone talking shit about him “keeping it in the family” or being “really close to his cousin” or anything like that?

“Either pay for the service you didn’t receive or go to jail for annoying a waiter.”

And the couple need to sue the shit outta everybody involved.

This is a question I ask myself all the time, and I’m tired of asking. It feels like the answer is always “No one. We’re on our own.” We take care of each other.