I feel like this has already been said multiple times by multiple authors—in posts and in comments—and by commenters ad naseum.

“Betsy DeVos proofread it. So it’s fine. Get off our case yo. Dam.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

What do they have against proper grammar? Seriously though, his war on intellect might be the singular the success of his presidency.

Michelle say BE BETTER, I say, “BE BEST!”

nope

You almost took someone’s life over FUCKING. MINTS. You pulled your gun on someone because you thought they had taken candy???

I don’t understand the police officer’s train of thought here - why would he assume for a second that the guy getting change at the cash desk would be a shoplifter? He’s obviously made a purchase otherwise why would he be getting change? Then why does he think this is a situation that requires a gun? What about this…

“We were aware of this incident after it occurred and we immediately began conducting an administrative investigation into the conduct of the officer involved, which will completely exonerate him and assign all blame to that dubious-looking guy with the ‘Mentos,’ which, every officer knows, are most commonly used…

♪♪ Living in America ♪♪

Thank you for writing this. Some commenters on Jez (sigh) were pearl clutching that his misogyny was “lumped in” with a sexual assault accusation, as if one diluted the severity of the other. But it’s all tied together: you can’t talk about rape, without talking about rape culture. You can’t talk about sexual assault…

Reminds me of that Chris Rock joke where the guy wants so much praise for taking care of his child, and Rock says, “What do you want? A cookie? That’s what you’re supposed to do!”

“doesn’t perform oral sex on his wife Nicole Tuck because he is the King, and she should just be happy that he is taking care of her and her family.”

Looks like that’s the only thing he doesn’t eat.

It’s no surprise he doesn’t know how to use his tongue. Have you listened to his music?

“The worst part? All the utterly incompetent one-dimensional stock characters that wandered into my house to gawk at me and feign surprise at how affordable this cheap plastic crap was...”