I’d wondered about this. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

I would bet money that ex-cop is a domestic abuser.

“He got blood all over me from his face. Fucking asshole.” 

 Eyes on the ball, now

There is just no way I’m going to be made to feel any kind of bad for the Grand Wizard of the Ku Keebler Klan.

I didn’t know I needed my sis to set that triflin idiot straight.

Me too.

“Girl at a Party You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With” is a parody on a stereotypical “white ally.” Tomi doesn’t even pretend.

I’m pretty sure Tommi/Tammi/Tawny came first, but she is pretty much SNL’s “Girl at a Party You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With”

Aww, thank you.

Ugh. She’s like the “cool girl” archetype for the alt right. I can totally see some right wing douchebags getting a boner because she knows “gun stuff.”

I love you.

My only hope now — really, this is literally my only hope — is that two years from now, after the entire Trump klan is indicted and Melania is returned to Ikea, that I’ll have a similar moment of nostalgia about these motherfuckers.

My working theory is that we are somehow in both the Upside Down and the Sunken Place, with a dash of The Matrix, if the Matrix was hacked by a douchebag teenager who modded GTA5 to include a Trump presidency.