He looks like the demented version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Ironically the actor who played Ralphie is all kinds of purr worthy as an adult.

What gets me is that these people wearing these shirts are pro-free speech. What is fucking wrong with these people?! Freedom of speech and freedom of press are closely related both are first amendment rights. Both protected from retaliation by the state and their fucking candidate would unquestionably deny that right…

A man at a Trump rally in Minneapolis this weekend sparked outrage after a Reuters photographer spotted him wearing a shirt that read, “Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.”

Are you part of the pantsuit nation group? It might make facebook a little less awful.

I’m not. :(

Seriously I’d carry some glucose tablets. They’ll help raise your blood sugar than a sugary snack.

BEAUTY THREAD!

Same here, let’s wallow in the grays together!

SEE

Sign number eight bajillion and seventy-eleventh that I’m a blackhearted bitch: When I saw the green cups this morning, I was legitimately delighted when I realized how many people were going to be PIIIIISSED at the lack of red cups right now.

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

The first couple of years are really tough as a mom. You have no idea what you’re doing, and feel like everything is such a BIG decision that baby baby is all you talk about. Some people never get away from that, but i was so thankful that my friends understood and were willing to “take me back” after I got my head on…

Keep her in your life! ALL my friends have kids—some in college, some under 1—and most of them have multiples. I decided not to take this personally early on and have made an effort to keep in contact with them even if we see each other once or twice a year. Now that many of the kids are older, I find my mom-friends…

Didn’t contribute this on the original thread because it isn’t really scary, mostly just weird, but what the hell, it’s almost Halloween.

I’m sorry to hear that. You were being taken advantage of and I’m glad you got out of there.

I quit earth.

What a great costume!! We are OBSESSED with HBO’s Westworld, so I decided to stitch up the Shakespeare line that is effecting the hosts like a virus or something. I drew a dagger with a rose twisted around it with the quote “these violent delights have violent ends” over the top. I still have a looong way to go so…

Craft thread!

I understand it was a strained metaphor; my fault for equating a body part to a disposable home item. I suppose my central thesis is something like this: is there anything within your house/apartment you use and scrub semi-regularly that you would instead feel AS comfortable “washing” it by a gentle cascade of soapy,…