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Yes this is me. My dad was amazing and one of the best people I ever knew...and he died suddenly last September. I have been dreading Father's Day for weeks. I'll be so glad when there aren't commercials on the radio every 30 seconds.

Jesus. I’m so sorry.

True, true. I do make that face a lot.

I’m sorry Squid. Everyone looks the same on the Internet so all I knew of you were your funny/smart comments. I'm very sorry you're going through that.

The Penis Mightier for $600 Alex.

The Change Up - dumb, but pretty funny if you want a chuckle.

Oh man. Hang in there. I feel for you!!

I don’t wear liner, so I don’t know for sure it would work for that too, but I have the same oily lid issue and Ulta’s store brand eyelid primer has been amazing for shadow. And fairly inexpensive - I think I got a tube for $8?

I saw that too. Wish there were an expanded view of that column. :(

Exactly. When I was younger and in a position to worry about that sort of thing I would have been (was) at the drug store buying a pregnancy test about five minutes after my period was late. Education and access make the entire thing less of an issue.

Omg i am also in NC and I hate that you experienced that. You have support here I swear, I’d knock that hateful old lady out for you if I could!

Hey M, we never interacted directly but I’m so sorry to hear what’s been going on. I remember seeing posts from you and you always seemed nice.:(

Yeah good call. It's way worse than All About That Bass. If I could erase it from my brain I would.

She's legit funny on Twitter, but I had to unfollow because she tweets ALL the time. I don't think she's trying too hard, I think it's just her personality, but it's not for everyone. Like the way you text your BFF random stuff at random times - she does that, but online to everyone.

I thought about that after I posted, I just get irrationally happy to see Jezzies located somewhat near me. :)

What loony tunes. I hope they see everyone lining up against this and get their eyes opened (probably not).

OMG I saw that too. Noooooo.

Exactly. My seven year old has a better handle on this than our legislators. (I live in NC).

That is so true. In the early days (difficult because #1 was colicky) my husband would just defer to me to find an answer for something and I remember more than once reminding him that we had both been parents the exact same amount of time.

Oh my god, I literally lol’ed at this. It is so, so true. I have yet to hand over pizza duty but the first time I went out to dinner with a friend after my first was born, leaving hubs 100% in charge, I came home to the baby fast asleep in her crib, wearing not jammys, but the onesie half of a daytime outfit.