I apologize for venting like a masagonistic faggot.

I don’t know. I read that article this morning and was surprised at the number of comments about it being “sad.” IMO, just the fact that Smith is 94 years old and has enough mental acuity to be aware of her irrelevance automatically makes it not sad. What is unfortunate is that she only defines herself by what she…

Embrace single payer, work for fairness in taxation, demand defense cuts, banking regulation, monopoly protections, campaign finance reform, union rights, voting rights, equality and protection for all citizens, immigration reform, demilitarization of the police, demilitarization of foreign policy, and for fuck’s sake…

A dozen kids from my grade have died in the last three years from opiates. It’s pretty surreal.

Kids are dying as we speak. AS WE SPEAK. We’re letting it happen.

There’s no way you can dance for 90 minutes straight and sing the entire time.

Justin Bieber makes beautiful what?

That was a bit passe, but sometimes you just have to deux what must be done.

leaving here, thats your first position?

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

Ain’t nobody enjoying a goddamn thing.

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s relationship does way too much, all the time.

I’m so glad Katy is doing more substantive music now. Like this kind of gross, ham-fisted oral sex metaphor one. 🙄

I’m good with not knowing.

the ocean is fucked up

Congratulations, grads. You managed to take one of the more boring experiences of life (sitting and listening to people dispense mindless platitudes about life) and turn it into an exciting event filled with drama and tension. And you got to make Betsy DeVos appear deeply uncomfortable. You kids are awesome, and…

1. The coffin lid was open

She kicked Cruz’s ass when he tried to do the classic Republican deflect onto “But Hillary’s emails!” and schooled him on the Constitution. Then he slunk away in shame.