In the later seasons, they were pretty much all despicable people. It was actually pretty sad to watch them get funnier but also become bad people when they mostly started out really sweet. Monica got so skinny and shrill that I finally understood what people mean when they call someone “brittle.”

Since a mention of women’s sexuality makes Rush think about 14 year olds, I think we’ve found another name from Epstein’s phonebook!

Last summer my brother and I tried most of the various hard seltzer brands and flavors and declared Truly black cherry the winner.

please please let this be trump’s “tax evasion” mistake a la capone, where it’s not even a little bit what he should go to prison for, but it’s the law he broke that they can be positive he will go to prison for. please please please please.

Dan Crenshaw is a moron, it’s kind of amazing. He’s like Mike Huckabee, but 100 pounds lighter and with PTSD. 

None. After he walked out on me and the kids I made a big point of continuing to go absolutely everywhere that I liked because fuck him, I own all these places and HE can go find somewhere new if it bothers him. 

. . . Sorry, the food scene from Hook is the only way I can process what she’s saying:

So Warren is too far left, but Pelosi is too old school? I think the Congressman has a problem with women.

stop it already, warren is the best candidate. i didnt need this article to like her already! he sounds insufferable, glad she didnt go

That’s here in Rochester, NY. Shame is, that video *could* have been a commercial for how easy it is to fly here. Look at the line, or lack thereof. There’s zero waiting. I guess the TSA agent had too much time on her hands. Now she has more. I hope they handed her a note... “You Fired”

You shouldn’t need to have a black child to find racism offensive.

Are you in the US? The next step is the mobilize for the 2020 election.

Eh, I’m nor sure that these white women matter as much as they/we think they do. As Michael Harriot wrote earlier this month,

“... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.”

Honestly, “I hope he’s dead” was the first thing that crossed my mind. I have *never* thought that about anyone before, but this goddamn asshole and his whole administration got me there.

Fingers crrrooOOOSsssssseeed! Please please please please please please let your first thought be correct.

My conspiracy theory is that Trump’s dementia was worsening, necessitating Ivanka’s presence at the G20 summit and has something to do with Pence’s return today. But Ivanka also thinks she’s an ally of the democratic nations and would be welcomed there.

Jennifer Garner is down at the border working with Save the Children (the first time in its storied history that organization has had to set up shop inside the US). She’s literally the anti-Melania.