I would also go with your explanation too, I’ve heard some of those things before. And yeah, it'd definitely turn the Waco community against them otherwise.

My guess is Head Coach Kim Mulkey accepted the invite. I just don’t see her turning it down. Mulkey came up through a program where the athletes were expected to be “ladies,” with all the old school ridiculousness that implies. There’s been talk that her program has a sort of “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy about…

Because Baylor. 

My mother, whose litmus test for dates I brought home was to whip out the family photo album and their cherished picture of my father beaming in between Waters and Divine (the failure to appreciate which on the part of my date inevitably led to subtle hints from my parents to keep my options open, there are other…

Divines brand of filth is way more pallatable.

Hey Madonna:

“Why is it that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place?”

Fashion advice from a lawyer is like getting stock advice from a doctor.

It’s how bullies operate. Instigate, then play the victim card upon any pushback.

Matthew McConaughey has a reputation as a stoner and because he lives in Texas he actually was booked into jail for it because his neighbors called the cops on him running around naked playing the bongos in 1999. Also, because he lives in Texas his weed had stems and seeds in it per the police report. I don’t think he…

Yeah, I don’t think anyone has ever had to “trick” Matty McC into anything involving pot.

Happy, healthy, and well treated dogs don’t constantly bark.

Or pie’d.

Jared reminds me of a egg in a suit, something about him creeps me out

Lay off the guy. I still think 2005 was “a few years ago”.

Have you seen Goofy’s shoes?

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

I personally love when people use the term ‘Beta Male’ or ‘Alpha Male’. It lets you know immediately that they are a complete moron. 

Or, alternatively, we could just, I don’t know...not care about her, at all?

I was really hoping Hannah B WAS NOT going to be the bachelorette. Im sorry but she is to silly and awkward to watch when asked a question and struggles to put a thought together. Tayshia should be the Bachelorette!!!! She deserves it more than any of those girls.