Right? But also who knew Jessica Simpson would one day be the queen of a billion dollar fashion empire?

My mom grew up in his district and I happen to have met many wonderful people from that part of Texas but it just baffles me that anyone could send this buffoon to congress. Him and Louis Gohmert... and their Governor, and their Attorney General. What’s going on Texas? You’re so much better than the shit-birds…

I’m a cis guy who was able to attend several classes at Smith College through the five college consortium in Western Mass. In every class I was the only cis guy (though there were several trans men, which in the early 2000's was not without controversy but they agreed any trans man who started their transition as a…

I fucking dare them to file suit, ROFLMFAO! Where can I contribute to the defense!? In a defamation case there’s always a sort of “trial within a trial” because truth is an absolute defense. A key issue at trial would be whether said women actually are racists. I doubt they’d want their past actions and statements…

I do wonder if the prosecutors and judge faced any discipline for making/letting this happen. Personally I’d like to see them face a bit of jail time themselves. Disbarment doesn’t seem like enough punishment for what they did to these people.

OMG, LMFAO so hard I almost spit out my drink! Poor bastard with the fake balls. I love WeHo.

Get bent. Do you say “god, drivers are all fucking awful” every time one hits a pedestrian?

LMAO! When I was just a young’n gay boy I used to do that workout video with my older sister who was in high school. It really was pretty brutal.

Holding my breath until their piece of shit governor and attorney general try to step in and stop this, but maybe they’ll be able to control their knee-jerk racist impulses.

I don’t know if this is the same video but both are the animatronic band from Showbiz pizza which is what we had in my town as a kid before Chuck E Cheese bought them out around 1990. It is truly terrifying and I have specific memories of kids looking up the skirt of that dog/cheerleader character and it was a bunch…

I like the old Miley sticking her tongue out and dressing like a cracked out toddler who took one too many bong hits.

Good news! I have some, too. A dear friend’s brother-in-law this week got a kidney after many years waiting on the donor list. As I think is often the case with transplants he’s feeling like a million bucks, won’t spend any more time hooked up to a dialysis machine, and can’t wait to get back to work full time.

I feel like Sonic Youth might have invented the idea of a visual album more than 25 years before Beyonce with their Goo videos. You failed to mention one of my faves from it though, Cinderella’s Big Score:

You could be right. I hate to think there is a real woman out there with coke bottle glasses because of something like that. It’s a fun story and told earnestly, though. That being said if I had a kid and sent them to school on eclipse day and they came home half blinded I would be pissed and there would definitely be…

Thanks for sharing that. I live in Portland and we also have a huge trafficking problem here (not that we’re unique). I certainly would expect our police department to shit-can and prosecute any officer who got up to this kind of business. We’ve had a female chief of police before but after a lot of management issues…

Wow! I don’t even know what to say I am so shocked to learn that this goes on. I mean weren’t a baker’s dozen or more police in the Bay Area (especially Oakland PD) fired and sent to prison for sleeping with an underage girl who was an informant in a sex trafficking investigation? I’m shocked that even if this isn’t a…

My friend told me a story about when there was one of these in the ‘80s that went through Ohio and her class made special viewing contraptions that are kind of like a pin-hole camera made out of cardboard but a girl who was a bully took it out of her friend’s hand right when the eclipse was happening so the poor girl…

I live in Portland and people are going ape-shit about this and I don’t completely understand. They’re saying it’s going to be the worst traffic nightmare in our history and that you can’t count on emergency services being able to get to you, but I wonder who are these people coming here to willingly deal with that…

I want him publicly shamed for his hypocrisy if that’s true. I can view that without regard to her decision to carry the pregnancy to term but it’s just so sickening when these guys use abortion as a wedge issue because when it comes to their wives, daughters, and mistresses they can always afford to pay cash and send…

I wonder if there is any legal or constitutional argument against this that can win (besides it being an undue burden on a woman’s right to abortion, which they allow more serious burdens than even this). Federal law leaves regulating the business of insurance largely to the states, which is why the GOP idea of…