She'll get Scully's ALIEN DNA because did you know Scully has ALIEN DNA?!?!????

That's true, and yet it just felt odd, tonally.
Also Mulder's sad dog face on the car window as Miller drove him off was hilarious.

and 'NOT PORN'

"My God it's horrible out there! It's so chaotic!! So much is happening out there, we should really show it eventually!! Okay here we go… there's like a REALLY BAD TRAFFIC JAM that an SUV can get through and ONE GUY ABOUT TO SMASH A WINDOW but who can get talked down in two seconds and OH MY GOD THE CHAAOOOSSS!!!!"

Or go all in and (as was suggested by an earlier comment) give her a new partner, Agent Obama, and every week there's tons of hilarious "Way to go, Einstein" and "Thanks, Obama" jokes.

plus Vince Vaughn trying to act all grim and shit because why not

CSM: "Here Mulder, have the cure"
Mulder: "No, never! I'll never accept your cure"
Scully: "Hi Mulder I have the exact same cure but I made it myself!"
Mulder: "Okay"

By the time the cliffhanger happened I'd already gone through the stages of being angry at how stupid it was, to stubborn hatewatching, to just being mind-numbingly bored by it all. The cliffhanger barely registered…

YES YES YES YES YES YES

And who's gonna rebuild it?
MEXICO!!!

ohmigod dude it's WITNESS!!!!!

If you didn't see Richonne coming a long way off…. I don't know where to begin. And Deanna "relatively unscathed"??? Remember the fatal zombie bite she had?? Last we saw she was on the edge of turning, she must have crossed the line just as the walkers reached her so they thought "eh, too late, she's gone bad. Moving…

"What's so wrong about a loose catap—"
"IT WAS LOADED, OKAAAYYY?!?!?!??!!????"

—-The A.V. Club

For those who are more a fan of the written word, there's also The Editing Room, which has "abridged screenplays" of most of the nominees (and I think will have all of them by Oscar night)… recommended! (by me anyway)

My theory: Hitchcock & Scully WOULD have totally cracked the case (as they did with Boyle in that earlier episode) but as soon as Jake & Terry showed up, they had to immediately resume the facade of being bumbling idiots. ;-)

I maintain this is all an elaborate ruse, and Yondu is Quill's biological father as well as adoptive one.

Violet died on the way back to her home planet.

Loved the episode(s) but I'm a bit confused by where Chief Jack stands. I thought he was still in the "misguided lawman" camp, but Ray Wise says right in front of Jack that Whitney Frost took control of the Council….. also Jack captures Dotty (which, didn't think he could manage that) but then Dotty's held by Frost? …

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO