Okay, we all caught the Star Wars: Force Awakens homage, right? When Jarvis leans in and C-3P0blocks Jack with his "Chief Thompson, it IS you!"

So that only you can fire it?

Couldn't it at least have been, I dunno, some kind of "hate demon" that infects people and makes both Muslims and rednecks hate each other? Heavy-handed, sure, but something….
And then we could see the inky black smoke leave its injured host and enter the nurse, making her homicidal…. like, y'know, X-Files stuff.

The Tenth Adventure of Those Who are Both Fast and Also Furious

The Fast Side of the Moon

Furious 33: Lunar Mitsubishi Eclipse

"Why has this franchise kept going all these years?!? Why haven't people moved on to the other blockbuster franchises with ethnically diverse heroes, like… er…. hm."

I suppose YOU think it's an epic poem?!? :-)

Indeego Palazzo!

AND I SAID "YOU'RE FIIIIIIRED"…. TO THE RAAAAIIIN…….

To: Adele
From: The Donald
Re: Please don't use my song you tosser
Message text: NEVER MIND, I'LL FIND… SOMEONE LIIIIKE YOUUUUUUUUU

Revenant 2: Mauled in New York

Fifty Shades of Blart

*is box-office smash*
POOH FU WOOES TRUE

Revenant 2: Claws Control

Revenant 2: Pre-Electric Hullaballoo

"This fall, they're getting a HEAD start on crime!"
"A crimefighting team that's always one step… a HEAD!"
"These detectives really put their HEADS together!"
"Wednesdays, two HEADS are better than one!"

Why can't they just add twelve layers of old-makeup-goop to Noomi's face, like they did for Guy Pearce last time?

Alienedator v. Predien: Requimetheus
coming fall 2018

HE'S AN ABSENTEEEEE LAAAAAAAAHHHDLAWWWWWWWWWD!!!