Shit, dude got Melo.

Shacquille O’Neal

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In hindsight, maybe you should have been somewhat racist and assumed Mary Gaspar was not a black woman’s name.

More cricket (sports of any kind) is good. Watching the West Indies win that T20 tournament in spectacular fashion was my introduction to the sport, which I think could catch on more (even in North America) if they pushed that abbreviated format.

Penguin wings are essentially only there for bludgeoning

Come on. He’s clearly referring to Atlante, which after triumphantly winning the CONCACAF Champions League in 2009 has stumbled down to Mexico’s second division.

First mistake: Apologizing

You know this makes no sense, right? This is not really comparing anything relevant. Why not take the idea and (make it good) do a fry per dollar comparison?

Hot Take: Anthony Davis is more entertaining.

And there is the real answer ... if you’re healthy enough to run the base pads, you’re healthy enough to play bum-ass outfield.

I disagree. I saw oily legs. Now, all I see is paint on regular legs. I totally unsaw it.

Is it OK to reduce Canadians to a set of caricatures and stereotypes? Is Dudley-Do-Right racist?

I’d use the same face, brown up the skin and throw a turban on top.

Note to Maggie K.: If that’s your dad, you will never be prouder of him.

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How did Aaron Hernandez get out?

Yes. It’s akin to skateboarding in terms of the differences in execution/ability. The gap in class is like adding a W to NBA.

To be fair, team co-owner Steve Tisch sanctioned resigning this guy and he knows a thing or two about “Risky Business”

Funny, Prince Amukunamata just recently started.