Zeke looks like he’s about to shit out Donald Glover.

Seriously, why? They gave up 299 rushing yards (on 23 carries) to some guy named Johnny Jefferson just 8 months ago. The fact that Chubb didn’t rush for 400 is a feat in itself.

Aikman throws a fit, gets publicity. Tebow throws a fit, gets intercepted.

Ummm

Speaking of licences, do you need one to fish for bear? Or, is that a state-by-state thing?

It’s a toiletry bag, which means Yaya is going the same place as his career.

... he won a Super Bowl with the predominant team in the premier TV market, so he can be as shitty as he likes.

Since it was “virtually reduced,” I’m guessing they used an Oculus Rift or something.

Nieto: “We should get together sometime.”

Or the other way around. See: Giants, Jets, Statue of Liberty.

Rodney Harrison says this dog isn’t black. Nice try, Tony.

If all goes well, next issue ...

We used to frame like that on my LL team ... because we only had one beat-up old catcher’s mitt and had to wait for the paralyzing hand sting to subside before resuming normal activity.

Lacazette is not a target man, therefore (it appears) he will not be selected as a no. 9 for France under Deschamps. Lacazette can’t supplant Gignac either (for the same reason), but no one would argue he’s not better.

I think it’s spelled “aluminium”

“It’s about time”

Dalvin could perhaps be the best RB in the nation (NFL included?). Here’s hoping he stays healthy this season and beyond. But, he’s so 2015.

Love the idea, was thinking myself how awesome LeBron would be at handball (with minimal training) watching the medal matches this weekend (Could he just jump in the net; score without even shooting?).

Take that pro-Wisconsin basketball crap somewhere else.