Would be really awkward if she did Kurt’s singlet shedding move tho. And you’d kind of have to.

CNBC reported they paid for the broken door before leaving the gas station.

Duh, “the left.” I just felt immediate shame.

I love how the guy to his left moved a little bit, and then felt immediate shame.

He’s just a really big Cosby fan.

Pretty sure I would wreck shit at 50m rifle, all positions, but would somehow shoot myself celebrating certain victory in the second round or so.

$28 donations are pretty meh, anyway. I’d be pissed. Make it $30 bitches.

Make Tebow Great Again ... If he was any sort of decent at baseball, he should/would have went the Weinke route. Maybe he could have learned to throw in the minors.

So that’s how you tie a tie. Thanks, Tara. Maybe I can get a job now. What’s that about dicks again?

Like the brawling idea. But keep boxing, and have all fights judged by a combination of a Compubox algorithm, Teddy Atlas, and Howard Lederman: “I have the fight two rounds to one, 29 to 28, ... JIM!”

By “destiny,” do you guys mean “whiskey?”

Yeah, no one really wants to post up at my office’s Dutch corner, A.K.A. the desk of the insufferable Ingrid van Whatthefuckergen in sales.

Because you got it for free?

Of course it was dangerous. The red and white checkered pattern is the nautical flag symbol for “you heading into danger.”

He’s the most accurate kicker in NCAA history. He’s due a miss or two, especially when it’s preseason and it doesn’t count.

Or just replace the ice and skates with asphalt and rollerblades ... never mind.

The fee makes more sense since Pogba has a body double. They used him for the marketing campaign connected with the signing. He was apparently at the training complex to meet Pogba when he signed. Although, I know about 50 guys here in Jersey that could pass for Higuain.

That’s not a photo of Olympic handball. That’s some crap.

I think your real argument here is the world has too much soccer. It doesn’t (most countries play football anyway).

Answer: He threatened to beat the shit out of them.