Happy hunting!

Oh, I can make it in. But what's in isn't going to stay in.

I think the entire spectrum of Maalox-based drunkening delivery devices is a wide open, target rich environment.

The New Jetta - The New Car You Can Give A Crap About!

He was just bearly intoxicated anyhow.

Yeah. It was there to get drunk.

But the rhinoceros repellent they sold has worked like a charm?

Brilliant!

That's pretty damn specific.

You'll be well on your way. My rule of thumb is that a manual transmission is good for about a two mpg improvement in fuel economy.

Pics and more stories, plz!

This was back in prehistoric times, before they invented tubes. Hell, they hadn't even perfect smoke-tight wire at that point.

Yeah, I (like you) can generally keep the pedals straight, even when there's only two of them. But, apparently I'm not everybody.

Stop Texting And Drive!

Where is my Darwin now?

Past performance is no guarantee of future results.

And the Jetta's seats were juuuusst right!

I thought it was just us mice running around today.

You're such a harsh task mistress. One teeny mistake...