Did you just feel that? That's the universe trembling before the Jalopnik-Consumer Reports Alliance.

Because race bus.

STOP IT WITH THE HATING!

Just stop it there with your wordy things, and knowing stuff, and such! Also.

Jalopnik was reposting information from Wikileaks. Aside from being another media outlet, Jalopnik didn't perform any actual journalism with the story.

Heart clicks haven't returned for me yet. Big... sigh... Any tricks to that?

You should go for a drive. There's great people and great places all over the country. Some more than others, but worth searching out all the same. Just don't expect them all to be just like you or what you're familiar with. Not sure about the auto shows.

Gotcher back.

The lady can take her time, enjoying her swim. But I hope she doesn't take the 'Stang for a dip too.

Truth in Advertising at it finest: not much more than two seats and four wheels, loosely associated. Still a nice, modestly performing elemental sports car.

Everyone likes candy!

Promoting is good, finally. But where is the rest of the stuff we had two weeks ago? I can understand some glitches in the changeover, but this is ridonkulous. Not to mention all the other cromulence we've been gifted.

Why'd ya have to say that, hoser?

No need to stand on ceremony. Of course, satanic ritual is another matter entirely.

Way to go Snappy. Keep at it and you'll get it right. Eventually, someone's going to thank you for writing off their car.

That's so cute to see the kids playing Ford 'n Ferrari.

Meh. To someone who REALLY likes their 240Z, this makes great sense. You are proving their dedication and commitment to the vehicle, rather than some vain seeking after icons. But you can accomplish the same thing by doing a perfect restoration of a Triumph Herald or a Buick Skyhawk. And it would not be limited…

They see me rolling over...

I hope the J-nik staff knows how to get to the Earl's Petting Zoo and All-Night Taxidermy Studio.

And that's how the bus stays on schedule!