Shorter Translation: "It's alright Ford, we know you've got issues and really hate Italy."

First the Cayenne, then the Carrera, and then the Cayman. Rossignolo, are we on the same page here?

I predict a busy day. At least you won't be giving out purple nurples.

Getting it. A quarter mile at a time.

Thanks, that was a great story.

What a sucktastic design. No one wants to look at that mess.

I'd settle for hearting my pals just once right now.

It's very nice, this thing of ours.

Yeah, but can your Jeep do that quarter mile in twelve seconds? Didn't think so.

That's some paint. I bet BMW is totally jealous - of the pricing plan.

Is this the L model, because the suicide doors are pretty good. I'm not sure I want to know what kind of a botch was needed to move the door pulls, but I'll deal. And I have no problem with the color, hell it matches the poll bars nicely. The 8 is a very spacious car, which is convenient, because there's got to be…

But is it Trail Rated?

BMW, could you please stick to making wonderful cars, instead of electronics delivery devices? It's impressive, but you might just as well be proud of installing a toaster oven in the car. And it looks like it could be a nice car. Remember when you could come up with a car like the 2002, one afternoon after your…

Because it has too much carrying capacity.

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At least her Gurney Flap is tucked away.

Nice license plate. Complete with implied hand gesture.

Ferrari probably has a bunch of decals with the name spelled out in bar code waiting in the back of the garage.

Sorry about the squirrel ass. They were supposed to be saving that for the VIPs.

There, there. There'll still be GTs tomorrow.