That was a beautiful thing, dmcshinobi . Although I have no direct recollection of the events in question. It's like nothing ever happened. BTW, Luca was wondering, did they ever find all of his fingers?

You'd better hope that Skaycog doesn't hear your slander!

This must be like walking through fire for you. I'm sorry that the site and the commentariat have to be the Beta testers for all of this new and improved. I hope you understand how tough it's been for a lot of us to stick it out through this mess. But I do appreciate the effort you're putting in to get this right. …

I don't really see what the problem is here. If Ford's F150 can pass scrutineering and has the proper safety equipment, then they should be able to race too.

Dear Dodge, you're doing it wrong.

Some commenters caught the name thing within the first few hours. It's pretty funny. (Shakes fist at cloud or Yes Men)

Wow, Charger, it sounds like you're really going through some changes. You might want to back off the steroids a little bit there. And maybe you should hit the leather daddy club on the weekend and go find some poppers in the back room. Those stuffed jalapenos might be just what you've been looking for.

His name is Luca. He lives on the second floor.

Corsica is French and may not agree to becoming Volvo. Besides Italy already has Capri.

Somewhere in Switzerland, Jackie Stewart is laughing his ass off.

The odds are simply astronomical.

Nice of the thumbnails not to have images.

Way to put the burn on Ford.

It'd be cool if Ford and Ferrari could settle this the old fashioned way, by going racing. Too bad Ford lost the rights to the name GT-40.

Steps in the right direction. Baby parrot steps.

Ferrari, just rename it the F-200 - 50 and you're good to go.

One way or another, this kid is going to learn what being grounded really feels like.

Viggen: Next best thing to Friggin' in the Riggin'.

Nice tape and paint. Too bad it's just an appearance package.

Thank you Honda, it no longer looks like a chromed parrot with an overbite.