Nice pick.

Ima just gonna settle my sac here for a minute...

Man, you made me laugh! In a really manly way, of course.

That many torques ought to come with a highway depaving contract.

Toss in some Mazdaspeed and we might talk. Do they have any idea how many used Miatas you could buy for that kind of money?

Seven year old has a PayPal account and knows how to put in the winning bid on a VTOL fighter jet? Can Gawker please hire this kid to fix its website?

Pricing? Lots of performance, and lots of boy racer looks. They should sell a ton of these.

That's going to accessorize very nicely with my Man Bag.

I do have a soft spot for center pivot drawbridges.

Maybe the real innovation is the torque-vectoring Quattro system.

Much better than a Leaf. But I don't want my car to look like an evil cartoon character, thanks.

Hijinks ensue. Sure this isn't a movie script?

Might want to recheck the odo on that plane.

I'm glad Audi is trying to maximize the use of its autoclave. But I never noticed that my skis were a half pound too heavy. Also, I like skis that don't turn into a million little knives when I snap them on the slopes.

And how about "with nice silver accents"? As opposed to the other kind?

It was sounding pretty good until "Transformers 3 style bumper". automatic crackpipe.

My, Red, what a big mouth you've got.

NIce price. New car with no miles. Enormous capabilities and distinctive looks.

All that wasted effort, and only a cold sore to show for it.

Compared to the way the military usually spends money, this sounds like a total bargain.