They never pat me down like they mean it. Such a let down.

(Pulls out the list of people I need to run down with a Toyota.)

No, an anvil is most reliable. NASA loses rockets a lot more than one in a million. There was no need for NASA to get into the middle of this evaluation, as their orientation and protocols have very little to do with mass market consumer products.

I'd go with that.

But you have t respect the fact that it's forty grand worth of complicated, specialty lame.

Get in line.

Count on you, PhilaqDLJ, to put the humor in a car wreck! Mad skillz, yo!

Well, how else are you supposed to get it?

Take the stripper to the paint.

Maybe a few of those minutes were at 150 mph.

Homo Sapiens had an exoskeleton? Talk about burying the lede.

Needs less stripper and paint job.

I wouldn't use this to entirely absolve Toyota. Some people probably perpetrated a fraud. Others may have pressed the wrong pedal - in part because Toyota made it too difficult to distinguish between them. And there could be sufficient manufacturing variance that some accelerator pedals might stick and bind…

Great pick!

NASA, here's a protip: Check the O-rings.

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Zipties, doing what duct tape can't.

You need to go to the club with your girlfriend to get the full effect.