Harry his name is Harry

Tin Man and Scarecrow almost look like they are being played by key and peele, and now im sad they aren’t being played by key and peele...

Being articulate through your rage is a skill I need to cultivate. My answer to this question would have been a series of increasingly loud grunts, followed by the sound of a tea kettle whistling as my head exploded.

They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Interesting experiment and conspiracy fuel for the chemtrail crowd.

To put down a woman for something that men do, as if they’re children and I’m responsible

And of course by their reckoning the need to “Protect the dignity of human life” only extends to forcing the mother to give birth and ends the split second the kid pops out of the womb. No support for pre or post natal care, nor a single fuck given what happens to the mother or child in the 18 years after.

MAN: the gods have blessed you with baby magic and makes the baby again, the gods are good to us

Nevermind that all the state-level investigations found nothing wrong! Clearly states can’t be trusted on such an important matter! Oh wait...

I would like to create a subcommittee on this whole ‘earth is round’ issue. Now, I know what you’re going to say, “Daisy! We know the earth is round ‘cause science!” My response to you will be, “But do we really know? We don’t know that we know until we talk about what we do and don’t know for years on end.”

It is, but doesn’t suit the fictional narrative because it’s an actual, real crime and there’s no time for that when there’s shit to make up.

“No issue is more deserving of our undivided attention than protecting the dignity of human life,”

Over the past several weeks we have been asking serious and, frankly, troubling questions about how infant lives are being treated.

Yes, that’s the fiscally responsible thing to do. Waste millions of dollars investigating fraudulent claims against a legitimate medical organization.

If there’s one group of people I’m always trying to please with my looks, it’s dudes who troll women’s beauty blogs to talk about their dick-feelings about different women’s hairstyles. I don’t know what it is about those guys, but they just do it for me.

Um, because women get abortions and men get guns.

No, but like, because we oppose traditional gender roles, truly we are the ones waging war on women. How dare we. Women’s place is choosing to be in the home.

Oh, no! People having carefree fun at a super serious sporting event! Didn’t they get the memo that only male-sanctioned behavior at sporting events is acceptable?

I am the first person to hate on college/university Greek life culture, but this is just straight up mean-spirited.