Have you ever seen Snowden and Scissorhands in the same place tho.

Congresspeople spend most of their time fundraising.

You’d think that if he really wanted to clear up some money for cancer research, he’d attack the most bloated beneficiary of American tax-dollars; the military. (Hint; he doesn’t really)

While I wholeheartedly support donating to PP, I would like to vent for a moment.

I want some of my taxes to go to that organization as well. The whole point of government is to do for people what people cannot do for themselves.

Also, if you look at the Emperor’s invisible clothes, you’ll really wonder why he went with such wide invisible lapels.

Chaffetz also sarcastically “congratulated” Richards on her salary, which she admitted is $520,000 a year.

As the chair of the Republican Study Committee, Jim Jordan can also eat my poo

The sad thing is this graphic is going to become an internet meme for religious extremists, will find its way onto live feeds, and normal people will think it’s for real. It’s high time Planned Parenthood starting suing these fuckwads for libel and slander.

It’s not even that big, when you look at what men heading financial firms or tech companies or (ANY industry, basically) make, and those dudes basically make a living moving money from one pile to another and sucking each others dicks.

“What I don’t like, what I don’t want to tolerate, what I don’t want to become numb to is wasting those taxpayer dollars.”

I take only two points away from this:

It just shows you how much this isn’t about the truth. It’s a witch hunt that is solely out to hurt women (specifically poor women) and gain radical religious support. It’s just gross.

This is what she gets the big bucks for, dealing with ignorant, self-righteous assholes. I couldn’t do it.

I like you. Why did you just do that to me?

I feel so bad for that cat but I can see the murder in his eyes.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

“I’m science 101, big time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I’m all in.”

Mars will see his face and dry up permanently.

Larry sucks.

“but to know that even she gets shit about her body is kind of awesome”