Why don’t you get a time-machine and go back a few centuries?

I like this guy. That was actually a really great way to handle it because the woman obviously didn’t want to kiss and those damn things WILL NOT pan away until they get their shot. This way there’s no uncomfortable/non-consensual kissing and they still get their laugh. 10 points to Beer Lover.

I think if you said the words “trapper keeper” “LipSmackers” or “Lisa Frank” to any kids these day they’d have no idea what you were on about.

Or they’d think it was some weird sex thing.

STOP. IT. NO WAY.

“The American people should no longer be forced to fund the abortion industry; therefore we will oppose any government funding legislation that would authorize or provide federal funds for Planned Parenthood,”

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

I am kind of unhappy I figured out how to see the responses. Many Americans do not deserve to live here. I'll defend their right to do so, but they SO don't deserve it.

Also worth noting that, and I can’t stress this enough, the President has limited powers. They cannot just implement laws by fiat. Congress would have to pass that law first. Also, any law that blatantly tried to implement Sharia law would be immediately challenged and would be swiftly struck down as unconstitutional.…

I never really found him attractive until this picture. I’m digging the salt and pepper look.

tl;dr cuz i am so distracted by the gray in ryan’s hair and beard and OOF

IT IS FUCKING COFFEE YOU ASSHOLES. Not a cure for cancer.

I am in my late 30s and I’m a fat chick. Too old and too fat for the win!

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

(the tagline of which is “Putting sweet D in the tender V since 2013”)

Most of my life I’ve struggled with insecurities around dating.

We didn’t always say nice things, and sometimes we were downright mean. Sometimes I just vented about frustrating experiences in an am immature, hateful, and foolish way.

That picture is giving me second-hand heatstroke.

I think this is code for “But then I have to be a parent! That’s YOUR woman job!”

I was sort of looking forward to mocking the new collection, but it’s just too bland.