it’s like she’s even scared of the black guy via satellite!

Sometimes (increasingly often) I fucking hate this country and its racist, sexist, classist, self-centered, Horatio-Algier-motherfucker-it’s-a-myth-believing, almost-all-entirely-born-of-immigrants-but-somehow-still-hating-other-immigrants-for-also-being-from-somewhere-else, hypocritical,…

Can we just add FOX NEWS to the list of hate groups?

We have reached a tipping point of Trump saying obscene racist things and riling up crowds to think it’s okay to HATE and HURT wide swaths of the population, and Fox news blatantly race baiting its audience that it’s not amusing anymore. Its gotten fucking serious and, to be honest, I’m frightened about where this is…

Love how kids think ignorance is cool. It’s not. Cool people are aware of big musical influences from previous decades.

“la condition humane” HA. Fuck riiiiiiiight offffffff

“I have to make the polish” Don’t you mean doughnuts?

“Hi, this is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl”

SERIOUSLY. As someone who’s parents stayed together “for the kids” let me remind the parents that it doesn’t work. Your kids know you hate each other, you’re setting a bad example, and they’ll be just fine without you “married.” Staying in a bad marriage is the most self-centered thing to do, often disguised as “for…

seriously. if you’re bored in your marriage, maybe she is, too. maybe she would like other partners, too. and since he’s made it obvious that he’s going to step out whether she agrees to it or not, she also has the right to leave the marriage. he’s probably just afraid of losing all the things his wife does for him.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

so that I can seek out potential pussy options

I would have just poured the milkshake into a bag and handed it to her. And immediately dived around the side of the car before she could hurl it at me.

If starbucks ever stops giving out free birthday stuff, they should just give everyone who complains about the policy change that guy's address and phone number.

Ok, I need to hear his response now.

This is off-topic, but I need someone to explain to me what is going on with his... socks? Because it looks like short socks, then a space with bare ankles/ lower legs, then the top part of knee socks? Apparently I don’t know enough about men’s hosiery.

I’ve never been pregnant, and I worry too much, so feel free to discount my opinion, but I don’t think I could take a morning sickness pill without worrying about thalidomide-like side effects.

The attorney, Stewart Springer, told the Daily Home the sex tape took place in the back of a liquor store that Charlotte owns.

brb, my eyeballs seemed to have rolled straight out of my head. Need to go find them now.