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Traditional marriage is between one defendant and one innocent bystander.

Tell me I’m not the only one, I am not even exaggerating, every time I read Trump’s tweets and see his Twitter picture, I get this chill down my spine.

And with zero marketable skills they’ll get the fun experience of starting at the bottom and making minimum wage, all while having to interact with outside people who hold different (read: frighteningly heathen) points of view and values than they do.

Can we send them bootstraps?

I’m simultaneously laughing and dry heaving imagining him emerging from the shower.

Can you imagine how terrifying that thing is when he gets out of the shower? His hair has to be like 8 inches long in strategic patches to pull this shit off.

With the new progestins, the changed generations of these things, they re-patent them. They’re getting more and more dangerous.

and somehow refraining from dressing it up in dungarees and sending it off to kindergarten

“It is disingenuous for Planned Parenthood to say in one moment that it is just fetal tissue, but in another moment acknowledge that it is human baby organs to be harvested and sold for medical research.”

Again, there is a difference between the word “human” meaning “of human origin” and “a human” meaning an independent person.

Instead of shutting down the government, which won’t work, maybe they should just go to the source of the problem and shut down every woman’s credit cards and bank accounts. Then they can put us in red robes and give us to men who will make better decisions for us than we silly walking wombs can. Any lady who revolts…

yeah and like, if men are soooo bad at reading social clues as they claim, then logically they shouldn’t be allowed to work jobs which rely on interpreting social clues, like oh I don’t know, police officers, therapists, etc.

But I wonder how much of that is about being socialized to be the “pursuer” AND heteronormativity.

“If it’s some sort of consolation,” Why would this offer any consolation?

From the article you didn’t bother to read :

I... love this photo...

From a design standpoint, yeah, the stripes aren’t good-looking at all. That said, from a practical standpoint, they make perfect sense. Ghost busting is not always going to occur in optimal viewing conditions. You will want something that clearly marks that you are a human being in situations of poor visibility. And…

Ugh I know. They are THE WORST AMIRITE?? Next thing you know those trashy whores will be showing up at women’s shelters with toys and books for the kids. TERRIBLE!

Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones spent Saturday dressed in their Ghostbusters costumes, visiting patients at the Floating Hospital for Children at Tufts Medical Center.