Team Eva all day.

In court documents, Swift’s lawyers wrote that Kloetzly asked for “irrelevant material such as […] all photographs and videos of you in which your breasts are at least partially visible as well as documents reflecting, evidencing or revealing who took each such photograph and video and where and when.”

I think we have enough of these now to do March Madness bracket. Please.

I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me he farted into a baby. Nothing surprises me anymore. Who exactly is he trying to win over in this election? He already offended minorities, immigrants, women, veterans. Who’s next? I’m serious. Who do we think he’ll offend next? Will he be brave enough to offend Christians?…

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

Har-har! Linda Tripp complaining about someone lacking “integrity”. I assume she keeps all the mirrors in her house covered.

When I think of Hillary Clinton I think of a lingering taint of scandal and wrongdoing

I’m assuming they are guests or a shit-ton of groomsmen. BUT, to me, a whole team of guys in white jackets and black bowties look like waiters. And I’d like my drink now.

rich people problem

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…

so what you’re saying is that my tax money is being used wasted to investigate the completely legal practice of organ/tissue donation?

so what you’re saying is that my tax money is being used to investigate the completely legal practice of organ/tissue donation?

Read this as “Flov” and was like, “Who is that? Oh, God, I’m officially An Old.”

For a few frightening seconds there, I was almost agreeing with Camille Paglia (the horror!). Bill Clinton is a serial harasser. Liberals did fail his victims. Monica Lewinsky did deserve better.

I am feeling crochety and get-off-my-lawn-y about this CG Peanuts image. Do not want.

i’m enjoying the irony of trump having a viewpoint in line with sharia law

I wonder how quickly tunes would change if, for example, Brian Greene’s wife introduced something to his anus while he was unconscious.

And what does the autopsy really tell us? She’s been in a coma for like 6 months, no? Wouldn’t most stuff have healed?

Among the many, many glaringly awful things to unpack here the fact that Trump and his foul-mouthed lawyer think that they can and should sue anyone who blinks at them backwards is kind of troubling. I mean, does he think that as POTUS (bwahahahaha, No) he can just employ that same line of thinking? I mean if the man…